# Bike Crew: Another 20 something rider getting locked up **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 29, 2011, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017 "2011-06-29T08:56:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/61 "2011-07-12T18:45:03Z")
All I have to say is the squid factor is huge again this year. At least once a week I see or hear about a squid. Sunday on Niagara Falls Blvd there was some guy on a super slow sport bike I kept up with him to about 45 in my A6. LMAO! He was shifting as fast as he could. At the next light he “took off” and swerved into the next lane barely getting around another car. I thought I was going to witness a squid death. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/62 "2011-07-12T18:46:24Z")
Side note, I did a bit of math, and the wheelie video you posted is titled the 1 mile wheelie… In the video you hold a shakey wheelie for roughly 35 Seconds… which if you truly covered a mile, you would have to be holding an average speed of ~102 mph. Which does one of three things in my mind… A. Makes you a liar. B. Makes you stupid for going that fast, whilst wearing a sick beater. or C. All of the above. You probably deserved to bury your sweet gixxie in the mud. I’m just glad that Darwin himself didnt catch you before officer Gehring did, cuz if he did, we wouldnt be laughing quite as hard at your expense. Keep the muddy rubber side down, brah. ---
**Author:** ![JockD2006](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@JockD2006](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JockD2006)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/63 "2011-07-12T18:48:16Z")
[QUOTE=Willybeen;3249490]ps. jeffrey… you’re 29. grow up already.[COLOR=“Silver”] Grow up cause as in… stop doing wheelies? stop retaliating against asshole motorists who fuck with bikers? or stop running from the cops? (i might give you that last one)… I mean, i dont think I know you, which means you dont know me, so please explain this immaturity that needs to be worked on ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/64 "2011-07-12T18:48:27Z")
> [@JockD2006](#): > > JockD2006… Jockey… Jeff Dorenzo… Good Job! > could care less to speed, Ahhhhh JOCKEYDEEZNUTZ is bad at zee english. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/65 "2011-07-12T18:49:15Z")
> [@ieatpaint](#): > > edit: missed one though, me after “gay and don’t find” Oops. I guess I’m not as good of a detective as I thought :\ > [@JockD2006](#): > > JockD2006… Jockey… Jeff Dorenzo… Good Job! Aww hell yeah. I bet a bunch of people in the slammer will love to make you their jockey. Judging from your facebook I don’t think you’d have a problem with that. and my dad rides a rocket, and does not do wheelies. So your statement is flawed. and really, not everyone does wheelies. They’re fucking stupid and unsafe, especially on public roads. and also especially retarded when wearing a tshirt. annnd from here on I’m out this place, as my work here is done. The girlfriend is watching Mrs. Doubtfire, and that’s one movie I won’t miss! ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/66 "2011-07-12T18:49:42Z")
> [@JockD2006](#): > > [QUOTE=Willybeen;3249490]ps. jeffrey… you’re 29. grow up already.[COLOR=“Silver”] > > Grow up cause as in… stop doing wheelies? stop retaliating against asshole motorists who fuck with bikers? or stop running from the cops? (i might give you that last one)… I mean, i dont think I know you, which means you dont know me, so please explain this immaturity that needs to be worked on Ding ding ding. running from cops. ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/67 "2011-07-12T18:55:50Z")
![http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_03/meh.ro3715.png](http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_03/meh.ro3715.png) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/68 "2011-07-12T18:59:42Z")
What a fggt ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/69 "2011-07-12T19:22:04Z")
who the hell is this tool that just showed up? ---
**Author:** ![gt08vapor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@gt08vapor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gt08vapor)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/70 "2011-07-12T19:25:22Z")
> [@JockD2006](#): > > JockD2006… Jockey… Jeff Dorenzo… Good Job! > Coinsidering I dont ride in sandals, I dont rev my bike at red lights, I dont do burnouts, i hate going in and out of traffic, i could care less to speed, i dont have a mohawk, and i always wear my helmet, im kinda losin track of all this squid talk… i love wheelies, what can i say, but it doesnt mean i drive recklessly, everyone with a rocket does wheelies, some just dont do them as long as others, and if there’s one person on this forum that can say theyve never done a wheelie, then i guess i am a squid… and as for a sleeveless shirt, it was a beater, not an 80s hair band shirt, and if i crash without a coat, so be it, its only road rash, it scabs and heals if you could care less about speeding, why run from the cops ---------- Post added at 10:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:24 PM ---------- a great read for the night ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/71 "2011-07-12T20:26:16Z")
Yuttt ughhhhhhhhhhh. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/72 "2011-07-13T05:09:55Z")
Wow I got some catching up to do here. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/73 "2011-07-13T05:18:49Z")
Spending too much time on 716riders lol ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/74 "2011-07-13T05:30:09Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > I’m just glad that Darwin himself didnt catch you before officer Gehring did, cuz if he did, we wouldnt be laughing quite as hard at your expense. Speak for yourself. After this thread I’m going to be laughing **when** (not if) Darwin catches up with this tool. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/75 "2011-07-13T05:42:58Z")
I’m here for the gangbang? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/76 "2011-07-13T05:44:44Z")
> [@JockD2006](#): > > So does this make me a squid? > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW4imG8kTmM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW4imG8kTmM) LOL nooooo riding a wheelie for a camera just shows the world that you are a talented rider. The total lack of gear, presence of traffic, and time of day for deer to be the most active just proves your confidence in your skills. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/77 "2011-07-13T05:47:16Z")
Too funny. ---
**Author:** ![JockD2006](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@JockD2006](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JockD2006)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/78 "2011-07-13T07:59:17Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > Unfortunately it’s assholes like this that give bikers a bad name. I like your terminology, at least you admit you’re a “Biker”, bikers are people who buy bikes to be cool… me and my boys are “Riders”, not “bikers”, we ride for the sport, hence the reason we have “sport bikes”… if you wana ride like a bitch, go buy a scooter ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/79 "2011-07-13T08:00:44Z")
You suck. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017/80 "2011-07-13T08:02:00Z")
i drag knee through the mcdonald’s drive-in. I AM THE FUCKING MAN. KING OF RIDERS [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-crew-another-20-something-rider-getting-locked-up/214017.md?page=5)