# Bills home opener going/tailgating?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bills-home-opener-going-tailgating/54247
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive
**Created:** [September 2, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bills-home-opener-going-tailgating/54247 "2008-09-02T07:19:04Z")
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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bills-home-opener-going-tailgating/54247/29 "2008-09-03T10:53:31Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> you sound like a classy dude

LOL. Pot, meet kettle.

> [@1 of 12 Final product shot for AWDrifter](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-of-12-final-product-shot-for-awdrifter/54303/17):
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> Soooo… Where do I insert my dick?

> [@How long to wait before blowing the butt trumpet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-long-to-wait-before-blowing-the-butt-trumpet/54076/8):
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> maybe its just me … but when i think butt trumpet… I think of some crazy blowing her asshole while pressing her clitty action. (one of the three buttons on a trumpet)

> [@Shower Routine?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/15):
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> i use to crank it in the shower… but its starting to back up from the hair of my roommates, so i don’t beat off cause cum would float around in the water eventually finding its way onto my legs… ewwww

> [@Any other ridiculous stories at bars?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-other-ridiculous-stories-at-bars/52019/126):
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> Well I motorboated a pregnant chick last night… at some strip club on hertel.Remarkably I feel good about myself

> [@Will it work again v. I'm bored..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-it-work-again-v-im-bored/53892/24):
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> How about i take the batteries out of your anal vibrator so you are forced to fuck me instead of that thing all the time. I can’t get good and banging your tight ass (heh, its not tight, his farts are whispers) if you don’t let me do it once in a while

> [@ILCisDEAD"](#):
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> OK… hypothetical/I want to hook up with the following chick
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> Great deepthroater, enough to where she could inhale all of your cock and get most of your balls in her mouth too, then be able to extend her tongue out to lick your ass.
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> like the gas brake dip, its the “gag extend rimmit”

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