# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Event](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Event)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/1 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")
Three arrests in multi-million dollar maple syrup theft:
> **[Three held over maple syrup theft](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20777866)**
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> Three people are arrested over a multi-million dollar maple syrup theft this summer, Canadian police say, but five suspects remain at large.
I can’t even read the title without laughing.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/2 "2012-12-19T06:44:20Z")
> Canada Hunts Maple Syrup Thieves
LoL
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/3 "2012-12-19T06:50:13Z")
We have strict syrup laws in the US, must be why this doesn’t happen here.
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/4 "2012-12-19T06:52:35Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#):
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> We have strict syrup laws in the US, must be why this doesn’t happen here.
lolll
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/5 "2012-12-19T06:57:28Z")
They’re considering banning all vehicles capable of carrying over 30 gallons of maple syrup. If you’re going to commit such a heinous crime you’re going to need to take the time to take multiple trips, or bring more than one car.
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/6 "2012-12-19T06:58:12Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#):
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> We have strict syrup laws in the US, must be why this doesn’t happen here.
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/7 "2012-12-19T06:59:21Z")
NO ONE is going to infringe on my constitutional right to keep Maple syrup in my home or to keep Maple syrup on my person. We’ve fought syrup control laws in the past to keep our freedoms.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/8 "2012-12-19T07:04:10Z")
I have multiple gallons of maple syrup in my house. The containers are SUPER easy to get. I didn’t need ID or anything!
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/9 "2012-12-19T07:14:34Z")
At least things like this don’t happen in the US
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/10 "2012-12-19T07:14:43Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#):
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> We have strict syrup laws in the US, must be why this doesn’t happen here.
:slowclap:
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/11 "2012-12-19T07:21:23Z")
> [@LZ](#):
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> At least things like this don’t happen in the US
Get off your high horse, it happens in your country too, despite all your strict syrup laws.
[http://www.wggb.com/2012/03/20/vermont-sugar-house-loses-thousands-after-maple-syrup-theft/?doing\_wp\_cron=1355930448.7663750648498535156250](http://www.wggb.com/2012/03/20/vermont-sugar-house-loses-thousands-after-maple-syrup-theft/?doing_wp_cron=1355930448.7663750648498535156250)
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### Author:  [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/12 "2012-12-19T07:54:57Z")
> [@JayS](#):
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> Get off your high horse, it happens in your country too, despite all your strict syrup laws.
>
> [http://www.wggb.com/2012/03/20/vermont-sugar-house-loses-thousands-after-maple-syrup-theft/?doing\_wp\_cron=1355930448.7663750648498535156250](http://www.wggb.com/2012/03/20/vermont-sugar-house-loses-thousands-after-maple-syrup-theft/?doing_wp_cron=1355930448.7663750648498535156250)
They can take my syrup just as soon as they take it from all the criminals!
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### Author:  [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/13 "2012-12-19T08:04:26Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> I have multiple gallons of maple syrup in my house. The containers are SUPER easy to get. I didn’t need ID or anything!
LOL…
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/14 "2012-12-19T08:12:21Z")
I just sent sent gallons of this stuff to my customers and distributors all over our country, you can’t stop me!
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### Author:  [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/15 "2012-12-19T08:27:12Z")
They make this shit by the ton in NY. In fact there is a festivals promoting it!!!
[http://www.maplefest.org/](http://www.maplefest.org/)
Check out the “Maple Queen”…
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/16 "2012-12-19T08:30:46Z")
We’ve grown up in a culture that sells and promotes maple syrup. It’s only natural that eventually the syrup will fall into the wrong hands.
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### Author:  [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/17 "2012-12-19T08:33:35Z")
I just go out back and slap a few taps into 15 or so trees and just wait a few weeks. Then i cook the shit out of it. That’s how you get the good stuff. Let’s see them catch me!
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/18 "2012-12-19T08:40:58Z")
The real problem is these nuts living out in the woods making their own maple syrup. When will we get serious about them?
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### Author:  [@GV1390](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GV1390)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/19 "2012-12-19T08:46:28Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#):
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> We have strict syrup laws in the US, must be why this doesn’t happen here.
👏
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### Author:  [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/20 "2012-12-19T08:49:18Z")
Good thread is good :tup:
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