# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2021, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/201 "2021-12-01T15:00:34Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> It just shows that we Americans consume SO much of everything.
SOOOOOO much. The reserve being released is 50 million pounds (thehill article), 60% (as above screen shot sites) of that is 30 million pounds. I’m assuming that you are referring to US Americans, 333 million people. So .09 lbs per person. I’m not sure why a liquid is being measure in weight vs. volume, but with a specific gravity of 1.37: .09 lbs is about .0147 gallons or 1.88 ounces.
Yeah SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much.
[https://thehill.com/business-a-lobbying/business-a-lobbying/583335-canada-tapping-reserve-maple-syrup-supply-amid](https://thehill.com/business-a-lobbying/business-a-lobbying/583335-canada-tapping-reserve-maple-syrup-supply-amid)
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### Author:  [@juicedz4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/juicedz4)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/202 "2021-12-01T15:05:30Z")
I watched the Netflix “Dirty Money” episode on this and it was pretty wild. Not sure it was mentioned here before.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/203 "2021-12-01T15:49:05Z")
I also love that with everything going on we’re now fixated on Canada’s sugary treat export.
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/204 "2021-12-01T17:38:11Z")
Sounds to me like our Canadian friends are prepping for an upcoming prohibition.
Alcohol clearly leads to Covid deaths
> **[Can You Ferment Maple Syrup? – Home Kitchen Talk](https://homekitchentalk.com/can-you-ferment-maple-syrup/)**
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2021, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/205 "2021-12-05T13:17:19Z")
Hilarious
> she is exercising her right to self-identify as indigenous and has not inappropriately taken opportunities or educational funding from indigenous people.
> “When I was very young, I knew I was not a Caucasian person,”
> Bourassa once bragged that she made nearly $400,000 as an academic, a source told The Post.
> **[How disgraced health expert Carrie Bourassa passed as indigenous for years](https://nypost.com/2021/12/01/how-carrie-bourassa-passed-herself-off-as-indigenous-for-years/)**
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> Carrie Bourassa’s Instagram page describes her as an “Indigenous feminist” and “proud Metis” with an addiction to lattes. Only her penchant for caffeine was true.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/206 "2021-12-05T20:42:07Z")
Can’t you be anything you want anyways?
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/207 "2022-01-03T20:37:05Z")
> **[Tara Henley: Why I quit the CBC](https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tara-henley-why-i-quit-the-cbc)**
>
> 'To work at the CBC in the current climate is to embrace cognitive dissonance and to abandon journalistic integrity'
SHE MUST BE SILENCED!!!
“It is to endlessly document microaggressions but pay little attention to evictions; to spotlight company’s political platitudes but have little interest in wages or working conditions. It is to allow sweeping societal changes like lockdowns, vaccine mandates, and school closures to roll out — with little debate. To see billionaires amass extraordinary wealth and bureaucrats amass enormous power — with little scrutiny. And to watch the most vulnerable among us die of drug overdoses — with little comment”
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/208 "2022-01-04T02:40:45Z")
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/209 "2022-03-11T15:08:40Z")
> **[MattTheWelder on TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@realmattthewelder/video/7067553791125753134?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESPgo8k6DLofXT%2F0Jf9PrTYGC01aMPxIlVpMhuahWCqTLYkZRz3j420J%2FcvUy8bhvpdv171NUk44ukAKGtjkgDGgA%3D&_r=1&checksum=1fa33d1bbbd5ec86443943bd2c85e5cdbbd26f171376d7922b931e0b51bd9bdb&language=en&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAA7rmBYc9dJ0xDxKivswXHSeM8jLW4N5q9t-w8oHg1ErUzBXC-Pb2Kke6HKvREuhs_&share_app_id=1233&share_item_id=7067553791125753134&share_link_id=0143D051-FD62-47E4-83E5-443DF366AE84&social_sharing=v4&source=h5_m×tamp=1647011283&tt_from=copy&u_code=dgia1cj2lbkkmg&user_id=6920674342851724293&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=copy)**
>
> \#balls #mattthewelder #canada #trudeau
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### Author:  [@Z28pr0jekt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28pr0jekt)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/210 "2022-03-11T16:34:53Z")
He says it so nonchalantly, I love it
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2022, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/211 "2022-04-29T10:11:05Z")
Just in case there are truckers on the moon
> **[Canada looks to prosecute crimes on the Moon](https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20220428-canada-looks-to-prosecute-crimes-on-the-moon)**
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> Canadian lawmakers were set to vote Thursday on amending the nation's Criminal Code to allow for the prosecution of crimes committed on the Moon.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2022, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/212 "2022-04-29T11:40:20Z")
How would anything that happened on the moon be in their jurisdiction?
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2022, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/213 "2022-04-29T12:14:28Z")
Do they even have space suites for horses?
Do truckers even deliver to the moon?
They know there is less gravity there right? Going to need 83% more horse to stop protesters.
Does a law like that eventually lead to the Canadians being required to follow all Canadian laws anywhere in the universe?
Can I get the vax chip scanner app to help rcmp’s find all those that leave emty Tim’s cups on the shelves in WNY stores?
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/214 "2022-04-29T15:03:25Z")
> [@drvnkd](#):
>
> Does a law like that eventually lead to the Canadians being required to follow all Canadian laws anywhere in the universe?
YES, absolutely and in any realm or parallel realities.
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2022, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/215 "2022-04-29T15:17:07Z")
Cool. Seems like an easy ask to make that a law.
Next we need to fund interdimensional law enforcement…
Tax a fraction of a fraction of every single step by Canadian citizens.
1st, only outside of Canadas boarder, then every Canadian everywhere.
Easily accomplished with government issued electronic shoes. Wrong shoes… Straight to jail.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/216 "2022-04-29T15:24:21Z")
It’s funny you guys are this interested in Canada’s dumb laws while NY is about to pass a law that will ban you from replacing your natural gas furnace and appliances with anything but electric.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/217 "2022-04-29T18:15:08Z")
only moon-criminals or their sympathizers would oppose such a set of laws anyways
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2022, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/218 "2022-05-02T11:50:54Z")
@bing better watch Soilent Green with your kids because it sounds like Canada’s half way there…
> A woman in Ontario was forced into euthanasia because her housing benefits did not allow her to get better housing which didn’t aggravate her crippling allergies. Another disabled woman applied to die because she ‘simply cannot afford to keep on living’. Another sought euthanasia because Covid-related debt left her unable to pay for the treatment which kept her chronic pain bearable
> Next year, the floodgates will open even further when those suffering from mental illness – another disproportionately poor group – become eligible for assisted suicide, although enthusiastic doctors and nurses have already pre-empted the law. There is already talk of allowing ‘mature minors’ access to euthanasia too – just think of the lifetime savings.
> **[Why is Canada euthanising the poor?](https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-is-canada-euthanising-the-poor-/)**
>
> There is an endlessly repeated witticism by the poet Anatole France that ‘the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.’ What France certainly did not...
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2022, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/219 "2022-05-02T14:34:49Z")
that’s okay, i have no issues with any of the examples provided. it’s preferential for all involved in fact.
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/220 "2022-06-10T11:08:10Z")
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