# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/261 "2022-09-08T17:21:26Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> Can’t wait for Trudeau to start crying on camera begging Canada to give up its sharp knives

You mean… Imagine if he was a deplorable American. The entire town would have been gun down.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 1:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/262 "2022-09-20T01:55:16Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1572023805379231745?t=RPQiJBxrDPHQTol8VW0x8w&s=19>

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/263 "2022-09-21T13:48:27Z")

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anyone have that video of our incredible PM singing in that hotel in London?

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/264 "2022-09-21T18:17:28Z")

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[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/a/3a392d68531bba344e7d022592a7ee9ef44b0f22.jpeg "Justin Trudeau tries to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at U.K. bar ahead of Queen Elizabeth's funeral") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzqtwussybc)

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/265 "2022-09-21T18:40:03Z")

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I really hope he gets some man-made, incurable STD from his boyfriend.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2022, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/266 "2022-09-24T12:45:19Z")

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Incredible, if true

 ![ta201B8cmXRk](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/c/ecd500155939f1f087432418fa156dbf21789d5d.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/267 "2022-09-27T11:24:17Z")

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![vQzJjRz5DMLi](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/c/0c6c9fa3e9adee431f0aeb2846162d6b263b87e8.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2022, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/268 "2022-09-29T10:12:26Z")

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> “I thought I’d have a safe, happy life in Canada,” Sheng told the Times of her 1989 escape from China in the aftermath of the Tiananmen Square Massacre. But the Chinese Communist Party, she added, “was already here.”

> **[FIRST READING: Why Beijing is allegedly opening police stations on Canadian soil](https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/first-reading-why-beijing-is-allegedly-opening-police-stations-on-canadian-soil)**
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> Critics say the vaguely named stations are an 'extrajudicial' way for China to keep tabs on their nationals abroad

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2022, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/269 "2022-09-29T12:44:27Z")

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hard to say. on one hand, it’s definitely happening. on the other hand, why oppose it if you’re not going to stand up anyways?

if it’s inevitable then i guess just let it happen and wait for your ‘offer’.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/270 "2022-10-05T03:32:04Z")

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> **[Is Canada On The Verge Of A Political Revolution?](https://www.zerohedge.com/political/canada-verge-political-revolution)**
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> The Poilievre surge has resulted in Canada's mainstream media ramping up the fear factor by declaring his recent win as dangerous...

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/271 "2022-10-08T22:12:55Z")

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> **[Nike suspends Hockey Canada partnership, 'paused' support after sex assault...](https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/nike-suspends-hockey-canada-partnership-paused-support-after-sex-assault-claims-1.1829666)**
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> Sportswear giant Nike has suspended its partnership with Hockey Canada, pausing all support for the sport's national governing body amid an increasing backlash over its mishandling of alleged sexual assaults.

does anyone have a link to what all of this Hockey Canada stuff is even about? are there any specifics or just rumours and heresay like with all of the military scandals?

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/272 "2022-10-12T11:39:32Z")

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Is this post-birth abortion? People are “MAiD curious” now? There are friggin’ 1,300 death cafes in Canada? Death Dulas? Offing yourself is the new social safety net?

> “There’s a tipping point where you can’t afford to live,” Landry told me. “MAiD is the new society safety net.”

> In May, Victoria took a hard look at their budget. They couldn’t go on like this for long. “Mom,” Joan recalled Victoria telling her, “I don’t think we can survive. We have to apply for MAiD.”

> Canada is poised to become the most permissive euthanasia regime in the world, including for minors and people with only psychiatric illness, having already removed the foreseeability of death or terminal illness as an essential condition to access euthanasia or assisted suicide.”

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**Author:** ![LUC1F3R](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luc1f3r/32/7299_2.png) [@LUC1F3R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUC1F3R)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/273 "2022-10-12T11:47:45Z")

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This is morbid but maybe this will strengthen the gene pool that has been deteriorating to shit for the last 100 years.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/274 "2022-10-12T12:18:05Z")

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Honestly…I agree.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/275 "2022-10-12T12:59:08Z")

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People are not smart… do I wish death to all not smart people? No.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/276 "2022-10-12T16:41:29Z")

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This is a moral conversation I’ve had with friends before while smoking a cigar and drinking scotch outside at night…

Suicide is horrible, horrible. The sudden loss of life, tragedy and what not…horrible.

Assisted suicide, a planned death…idk, it’s strange but in a way kind of seems like gamification of life. “I’m done playing, see you guys later”

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/277 "2022-10-12T17:02:39Z")

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I’d have to compare it to say making all drugs legal. While I do believe having access to pure easy to acquire drugs could save peoples’ lives, it’ll also ruin many. The learning curve would be way way too steep. Most people now don’t have easy access to say heroin… but start selling it at the corner gas station and you’ll see a lot more people develop an addiction to it.

Easy legal suicide to me, is way too easy. Fuck, lost my job, better end the game. Walk into a clinic, they all support you. Wow, way to go, you’re doing great ending your life. You’re family and friends will be much better without you. Breath deep, 3, 2, 1, he is gone. Calibrations in the back, WOOT our 25K customer! We’ve done so much good, much help so wow!

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/278 "2022-10-12T17:28:19Z")

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I had to real the full story behind the quotes Josh posted. Jesus. I’m all for allowing MAiD for terminally ill people who are suffering but what Canada is doing is insane. They’re even talking about opening it to “mature minors” without parental consultation, but don’t define what a “mature minor” is.

> **[Scheduled to Die: The Rise of Canada's Assisted Suicide Program](https://www.commonsense.news/p/scheduled-to-die-the-rise-of-canadas)**
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> What do you do when you discover your son has made an appointment for his death?

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/279 "2022-10-12T19:50:19Z")

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_maybe we let this one go_

 ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/b/4ba54273933d4b0cc24f191dfbe459391de7af23.png)

Seriously, this kid needs to get his ass kicked, a positive roll model and to get a hobby. Society is to blame here.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/280 "2022-10-12T20:02:53Z")

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may need to change the last word of the thread title to ‘morbid’?

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