# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/341 "2023-01-14T15:17:54Z")

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![3jbT1pScKkpt](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/4/742500380778810be06b1e3d3317d71fdc3bf3f8.png)

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/342 "2023-01-16T18:08:39Z")

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> **[Stephanie Warriner's sister blindsided; jury will never see this video...](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/stephanie-warriner-s-sister-blindsided-jury-will-never-see-this-video-footage-after-guards-cleared-of-charges-1.6228946)**
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> A jury will never see this newly-released video after the manslaughter charges were thrown out.

Woman with a respiratory issue in a canadian hospital suffocated to death by security, on camera, because she wasnt wearing her mask properly while in the midst of a respiratory episode.

Charges dropped.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/343 "2023-01-16T18:57:59Z")

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Not really something to joke about of course.  
So, she was not actually there to be euthanized?

But, does the new training require that guards inquire about euthanasia before subduing patients?

The cost savings and the OJT for guards could make it very attractive.

Man I wish I had some good puns, but I am at a loss.

Canadian taxes so bad, they take your breath away?

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/344 "2023-01-18T02:51:00Z")

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![7kbmyo5y7aca1~2](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/f/2ff9862dd03af70373aa1cf170732295576cd02d.png)

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/345 "2023-01-18T03:25:45Z")

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omg cannot tell if fake.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/346 "2023-01-19T00:14:51Z")

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> **[Alberta transgender wants MAiD after sexual reassignment surgery goes sour](https://www.westernstandard.news/news/alberta-transgender-wants-maid-after-sexual-reassignment-surgery-goes-sour/article_002cfcf0-974b-11ed-bb83-376c9cc7f373.html?utm_campaign=blox&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social)**
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> An Alberta male-to-female transsexual with regret over sex change surgery is now applying for medical assistance in dying (MAiD) because their condition can’t be changed.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/347 "2023-01-19T02:18:10Z")

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🤷

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/348 "2023-01-21T12:56:38Z")

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It’s almost stroke season in Canada!

> <https://twitter.com/ryangerritsen/status/1616666968978857985?t=Jhrw6zz7rOr8scecQ2GyaQ&s=19>

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/349 "2023-01-25T04:57:45Z")

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[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/3/43f84b328e4bfc53295fc5f70d2d371110f071af.jpeg "Justin Trudeau leaving restaurant in Hamilton, Ontario & running the gauntlet of protesters") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCpSyXOEEvs)

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/350 "2023-01-29T15:19:20Z")

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Trump assassination attempt by Canadian woman:

> arrested at the Peace Bridge Canada-U.S. border crossing in Buffalo on Sept. 20, 2020 and charged with sending a letter to Trump containing the poison ricin.

> The letter, intercepted less than two months before the 2020 presidential election, accused Trump of ruining the United States and called on him to “give up” his re-election bid.

Maybe she could have used the “_Canadian news made me do it_” defense since all coverage up there of Trump was orange man bad?

> When Ferrier was arrested she was in possession of a loaded handgun, nearly 300 rounds of ammunition, a stun gun, pepper spray, a truncheon and a fake Texas driver’s licence.

lol I kinda want to know what she had.

> **[Poison pen: Quebec woman pleads guilty to sending Trump, others ricin-laced...](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-woman-ricin-1.6725656)**
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> Pascale Ferrier was arrested at a U.S. border crossing on Sept. 20, 2020 and charged with sending a letter to Trump containing the poison ricin, which was intercepted before it was delivered to the White House.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/351 "2023-01-30T12:49:37Z")

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> [@Onyx\_Z32](#):
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> truncheon

lol  
 ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/a/5ad711da07c64d5497dde494dadb9ed9e08f0289.png)

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/352 "2023-01-30T13:27:36Z")

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that fuckin bitch just looks crazy

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/353 "2023-02-09T02:10:12Z")

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![nijmfbl652ha1~2](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/4/c4b824ed02bca5242c064db3e7a068f98488df34.png)

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/354 "2023-02-09T05:28:06Z")

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This will come in very handy thank you

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/355 "2023-02-09T14:33:51Z")

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lol.  
“my kids are in the car”

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/356 "2023-02-09T16:30:53Z")

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can you guys even believe the world we currently find ourselves in?

what chance do our kids even have… btw they’re in the car, i need to make this quicker.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/357 "2023-02-09T17:23:32Z")

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I mean, this generation of kids is fucked. But that image is 100% fake lol

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/358 "2023-02-11T23:06:30Z")

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Ohhh boy

> <https://twitter.com/realChrisBrunet/status/1624256698356584449?t=W-8E4BnuDYBcKVzyZlIQrw&s=19>

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/359 "2023-02-17T23:25:29Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1626690815576645632?t=lBPoqEEdKJ4u0SQQsQSz3w&s=19>

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 1:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/360 "2023-02-18T01:23:17Z")

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This guy/gal is my hero if he’s been trolling the world all this time

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