# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/21 "2012-12-19T09:31:07Z")
Awaiting Canadian response…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/22 "2012-12-19T09:59:22Z")
My ffl won’t even touch this stuff.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/23 "2012-12-19T10:02:22Z")
Maple syrup is for pussies. Smuggling maple candy across the border is where the big bucks are at.
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/24 "2012-12-19T10:08:32Z")
Guys, according to our maple syrup laws, barrels made prior to 1994 are grandfathered in. As long as they don’t have bayonets on the ends.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/25 "2012-12-19T10:14:16Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> Guys, according to our maple syrup laws, barrels made prior to 1994 are grandfathered in. As long as they don’t have bayonets on the ends.
For now. I have a feeling things may be changing soon. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/26 "2012-12-19T10:16:59Z")
If we made it illegal for fat people to get maple syrup then we wouldn’t have fat people.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/27 "2012-12-19T10:17:22Z")
How dare the government dictate that I cannot own or possess such things in my home. I have every right to arm myself with such for emergencies. God forbid some strangers arrive at my house unannounced. How ever will I properly protect myself from the embarrassment of not being able to serve them some delicious maple syrup. Absolutely Un-Canadian.
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### Author:  [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/28 "2012-12-19T10:23:41Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> If we made it illegal for fat people to get maple syrup then we wouldn’t have fat people.
If it wasn’t syrup, it’ll be something else. Considering how they just did in Twinkies.
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/29 "2012-12-19T10:26:21Z")
Who the fuck is going to eat dry pancakes…WHO?
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/30 "2012-12-19T10:26:52Z")
^That’s a horrible analogy though.
You can ban all the sweet sugary products you want, but at the end of the day, fat people are going to get fat.
I heard in Japan they banned maple syrup. They only have 11 fat people.
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/31 "2012-12-19T10:27:34Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> If we made it illegal for fat people to get maple syrup then we wouldn’t have fat people.
Do you know how many fat people we have in this country, and how many maple syrup thieves? You can’t legislate for the freak outliers that don’t have the common decency to respect our syrup laws…it’s not like they are purchasing their maple syrup legally from the market anyway.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/32 "2012-12-19T10:28:34Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> I heard in Japan they banned maple syrup. They only have 11 fat people.
win
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/33 "2012-12-19T10:31:12Z")
> [@Spam16v](#):
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> If it wasn’t syrup, it’ll be something else. Considering how they just did in Twinkies.
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> ^That’s a horrible analogy though.
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> You can ban all the sweet sugary products you want, but at the end of the day, fat people are going to get fat.
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> I heard in Japan they banned maple syrup. They only have 11 fat people.
> [@Joe](#):
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> Do you know how many fat people we have in this country, and how many maple syrup thieves? You can’t legislate for the freak outliers that don’t have the common decency to respect our syrup laws…it’s not like they are purchasing their maple syrup legally from the market anyway.
So we should let the fact that it won’t work and makes no sense mean that we should do NOTHING?! Think of the children!
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/34 "2012-12-19T10:31:44Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> Do you know how many fat people we have in this country, and how many maple syrup thieves? You can’t legislate for the freak outliers that don’t have the common decency to respect our syrup laws…it’s not like they are purchasing their maple syrup legally from the market anyway.
bazing!
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/35 "2012-12-19T10:33:56Z")
This is why they don’t have maple syrup in schools anymore.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/36 "2012-12-19T10:35:58Z")
> [@Spam16v](#):
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> If it wasn’t syrup, it’ll be something else. Considering how they just did in Twinkies.
You can’t get nearly as fat nearly as fast with other things as you can with maple syrup.
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### Author:  [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/37 "2012-12-19T10:37:49Z")
You guys are seriously overlooking the poor trees. They bleed from the inside out for our addiction and no one does anything about it…!
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/38 "2012-12-19T10:39:20Z")
Calories in ONE serving of Twinkie - 150.
Calories in ONE serving amount of maple syrup - 825.
I think we know the real culprit here.
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/39 "2012-12-19T10:45:01Z")
I think parenting is to blame here. It’s easily accessible and most parents encourage it. Kids grow up, don’t have money and resort to stealing maple syrup to fill a void. A thick, maple-y, slow-drizzling hole in their life.
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/40 "2012-12-19T10:45:34Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> Calories in ONE serving of Twinkie - 150.
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> Calories in ONE serving amount of maple syrup - 825.
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> I think we know the real culprit here.
God. Before we took him out of our supermarkets, no one even thought about stealing maple syrup.
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