# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/441 "2023-08-03T19:14:17Z")
![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/6/86f0161423c20d4a2bc42d66ad7dd42826590c09.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/442 "2023-08-04T11:45:01Z")
I think the only reason I don’t believe he’s secretly banging a dude is because, if he was, it would be a net POSITIVE for him to just come out. Especially now-a-days when it’s trendy and politically advantageous. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/443 "2023-08-12T01:10:58Z")
> **[Opinion: The far right’s fixation on pedophilia is dangerous](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-the-far-rights-fixation-on-pedophilia-is-dangerous/)** > > A new movie, Sound of Freedom, stars Jim Caviezel as a former government agent who rescues children from sex traffickers – the latest inflammation of a grotesque phenomenon ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/444 "2023-08-12T21:02:18Z")
Oh shit @bing we were just talking about this: [https://archive.ph/Ig4kc](https://archive.ph/Ig4kc) > George Chalmers has just seen his 25-year mortgage get extended beyond 55 years to an infinite mortgage (yes, there’s a little infinity symbol for the amortization period). > First-time homebuyer Sarah bought her house with her husband back in 2020. They also used a variable-rate mortgage with fixed payments, so the amortization would automatically extend as rates rise. At first, it looked like a wise choice. But over the past year and a half, she was shocked to see the length of their mortgage shoot up from a traditional 25 years to more than 70 years. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/445 "2023-08-13T16:20:33Z")
yes this is the main news story this weekend in all the major outlets. pretty much all anyone is talking about up here. and this: > **[She went to the hospital with suicidal thoughts. A clinician raised...](https://globalnews.ca/news/9888810/suicidal-bc-woman-medically-assisted-death/)** > > "I felt so hopeless because this was my attempt at reaching out for help and I feel it was actually more traumatizing," Kathrin Mentler said. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/446 "2023-08-13T17:21:14Z")
“I’m suicidal and need some help” “Ok, we hear you, and can probably do that in a while. Have you considered suicide though? It would be a lot quicker” God damn ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/447 "2023-08-14T11:35:50Z")
Thats so crazy. Yes, we can suicide you, but that’ll take a while. Have you thought about cutting your wrists or hanging yourself? That’d be faster for sure. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/448 "2023-09-07T15:14:35Z")
So it’s pretty much confirmed that Canadian trans teacher with the obsurdley huge breasts was just trolling the country for a year. Amazing. > **[Trans teacher Kayla Lemieux shows up as a MAN on first day of school](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12487171/Trans-teacher-Kayla-Lemieux-shows-MAN-day-classes-new-Ontario-school.html)** > > Trans teacher Kayla Lemieux has shown up to the first day of school presenting as a man. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/449 "2023-09-22T11:17:22Z")
> > > Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/450 "2023-09-22T21:07:10Z")
Your king is just making up words now. The fuck is 2S now? Not enough alphabet for the alphabet people? ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/451 "2023-09-26T10:24:35Z")
![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/1/a19d110a9218419fdd792f16c3865a870e41209b.png) > **[Trudeau calls praise for Nazi-linked veteran 'deeply embarrassing'](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66919862)** > > A man who fought for the Waffen-SS was applauded in parliament during a visit by Ukraine's leader. Also, lololol for Wolfenstein reference: > ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/452 "2023-09-26T12:50:28Z")
a+ Hard to beat Wolfenstein on the old maxnavox 16 MHz PC. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/453 "2023-09-26T16:07:12Z")
should we change the thread title from hilarious to pathetic yet or are we waiting for it to get way worse… because it will. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/454 "2023-09-26T17:59:58Z")
I feel bad about the outlook of our country, then I see what is happening in Canada and wondering how yall are surviving lol. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/455 "2023-09-26T18:59:46Z")
I mean, we’re all in crashing airplanes… they’re just a LOT closer to the ground than we are. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/456 "2023-09-26T19:04:38Z")
some of our Canadian friends stayed with us a few weeks ago and they think it’s not great but don’t see anything wrong with Canada. Banking is rock solid with the exception of SVB causing a few problems. We don’t get to talk much politics. HIs wife shuts it down fast. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/457 "2023-09-26T19:06:43Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > I mean, we’re all in crashing airplanes… they’re just a LOT closer to the ground than we are. I wonder if they have considered MAID? ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/458 "2023-09-26T20:15:43Z")
an airplane just crashes once though and then it’s done. we need a better analogy for ever-increasing, intentional demoralization of a population on purpose that lasts decades. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/459 "2023-09-27T11:30:53Z")
This is old but timely. They were still getting German military pensions too. > ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/460 "2023-09-27T11:37:00Z")
Eh, careful throwing stones on that one as an American… ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/2/52dbbe918641c6f20ab0ef5b9b7f3ce4a43c2d3f.jpeg) > **[The Nazis in the Space Program](https://slate.com/technology/2023/08/nasa-nazi-history-von-braun.html)** > > Wernher von Braun was one of the most influential engineers in NASA’s history—and a Nazi. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818.md?page=22) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818.md?page=24)