# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/482 "2023-10-18T01:47:21Z")

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So India assassinated an Indian national on Canadian land? What’s the dealio?

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/483 "2023-10-18T13:58:27Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> So India assassinated an Indian national on Canadian land? What’s the dealio?

who cares…

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**Author:** ![Bakes](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bakes/32/7469_2.png) [@Bakes](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bakes)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/484 "2023-10-18T16:32:19Z")

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Just based on these 3 factors:  
-He’s eating an apple and looking suave doing it.  
-He’s speaking coherently  
-He’s not 150yrs old

Can we have him for a Presidential nominee?

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/485 "2023-10-18T22:52:29Z")

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> [@Bakes](#):
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> Just based on these 3 factors:  
> -He’s eating an apple and looking suave doing it.  
> -He’s speaking coherently  
> -He’s not 150yrs old
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> Can we have him for a Presidential nominee?

i do hope this dude wins but i also assume that he will cave inside 120 days.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/486 "2023-10-19T01:49:03Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1714680257557770701?t=tyksi0slf6-2HB59j7rhEA&s=19>

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/487 "2023-10-19T12:41:35Z")

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The end is near…

I assume the natural response will be to put an electronic lock on the door that can only be opened with a Tims app.

They cannot afford to lose out on those $7 sales forever.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/488 "2023-10-25T12:18:42Z")

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This is going around

> <https://twitter.com/GoldingBF/status/1716547070113308858?t=o_UMBxRgAoHtLFp1wWmVjg&s=19>

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/489 "2023-10-30T16:59:59Z")

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> **[Canadian swim competition allows 50-year-old transgender professor to compete...](https://notthebee.com/article/50-year-old-male-competed-13-year-old-girls-swim-competition-canada?fbclid=IwAR0MsJkn0qt-gmgM_BsenSxYEJkJfijpo5CJi2_lcOb_rrQwuvrJEMj2M2Q)**
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> On Friday, October 20, a 50-year-old male named Nicholas J. Cepeda (who goes by "Melody Wiseheart") participated in a swimming competition at Markham Pan Am Centre - a city near Toronto.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/490 "2023-11-13T01:10:43Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/truckdriverpleb/status/1723858148929233132?s=20>

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/491 "2023-11-13T16:57:37Z")

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lmao

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/492 "2023-11-13T17:15:02Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1724091722945184118?s=20>

and seperately

> <https://twitter.com/truckdriverpleb/status/1723780607640031423?s=20>

there is no escape.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/493 "2023-11-14T20:42:03Z")

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> **['We are in a crisis': 1 in 10 Torontonians now rely on a food bank, new...](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/one-in-10-torontonians-now-rely-on-a-food-bank-1.7027318)**
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> The annual Who's Hungry report is calling on all levels of government to step up with haste as it reveals one in 10 Torontonians are relying on a food bank.

mind you state media does tend to exaggerate these things by a factor of like 2000%

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/494 "2023-11-16T11:38:39Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1724877677159436487?t=Q4YPDmE2kYoARYDji1E3BA&s=19>

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/495 "2023-11-16T15:37:14Z")

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I love how there aren’t any women there

that’s because they’re all at home locked up their cages, they should use that as a starting point for things they can agree on

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/496 "2023-11-22T18:53:28Z")

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A post was split to a new topic: [Bombing at the Rainbow Bridge?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bombing-at-the-rainbow-bridge/1414308)

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/497 "2023-11-28T21:37:05Z")

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> **[Precarious finances: 38% of Europeans no longer eat three meals a day](https://www.euronews.com/business/2023/11/26/one-in-four-europeans-say-their-financial-condition-is-precarious)**
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> More than half of Europeans say their budget has tightened over the past three years, according to a recent study.

europe… and of course all news is a lie, but pretty interesting to try and keep up with what may or may not be going on over there.

hard to say.

when people go on vacation they say it’s pretty normal but i do have friends that live over there are are quite beside themselves with what is going on.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 3:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/498 "2023-12-01T03:44:07Z")

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Canadian testifies before Congress

[https://twitter.com/Weaponization/status/1730256303048802432?t=pvIDAjBISZVqFtZH38YdaQ&s=19](https://twitter.com/Weaponization/status/1730256303048802432?t=pvIDAjBISZVqFtZH38YdaQ&s=19)

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/499 "2023-12-04T12:38:59Z")

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> **[B.C. woman gets surgery in U.S., says wait times at home could have cost her...](https://globalnews.ca/news/10118619/bc-cancer-agency-wait-times-surgery-united-states/)**
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> Peritoneal carcinomatosis is caused by a primary cancer that has spread throughout the abdomen. It is rare but also requires a specific treatment plan in most cases.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/500 "2023-12-04T14:56:29Z")

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common theme up here. not just wait times but services or surgeries that are even available up here vs. the US.

I had a good friend in Alberta who flew to Spokane, WA for a critical surgery. cost him $20k but he’s fine now vs. no telling what would have happened had he waited up here. Dude was our age too. Pretty sure the surgery he had done wasnt even really on offer up here.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/501 "2023-12-04T22:39:33Z")

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I’m stunned that someone just actually said out loud in front of people all these sentences in a row

> <https://twitter.com/ryangerritsen/status/1731780592881045905>

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