# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/562 "2024-03-07T22:09:05Z")
The dude used a knife. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/563 "2024-03-08T01:41:25Z")
I was using Trudeau logic ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/564 "2024-03-09T00:56:25Z")
![Screenshot_20240308-195528~2](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/4986a0dba801803bf32f5f11bd2425615d53d533.png) ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/565 "2024-03-09T13:40:39Z")
alright I’m not a liberal person but what Ben Bankas said is absolutely not true. He sounds like a giant incel. Birth control is not soley for the prevention of pregnancy. There’s a guy at my work who speaks the same way about women. I asked him “so if all these chicks are getting fucked, who are they getting fucked by?” the conversation ender was “don’t you have a daughter? Is she included in all these chicks being fucked?” Birth control helps EVERYBODY. If anything, people who live off the government should be on it, imagine how much money in taxes go to single parents?? People who shouldn’t have kids should be on it. It’s also extremely cheap to manufacture. Canada has problems but it’s not because of birth control. I don’t know who Ben Bakas is but I’m guessing he got rejected by a woman at some point in his past and now holds a grudge against all of them. edit - forgot to mention the stress of fostered children puts on infrastructure as well as the psychological issues developed at a young age from being parentless or growing up in a broken home, birth control should be pushed if anything. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 4:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/566 "2024-03-10T04:18:51Z")
Wait do dude not use condoms anymore? Does every guy just raw dog every chick he meets? ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/567 "2024-03-10T13:42:04Z")
> [@ubengineering](#): > > I don’t know who Ben Bakas is He’s a stand up comedian. And he’s coming to Buffalo! > **[Ben Bankas: International Stand-Up Comedian](https://benbankas.com/)** > > Ben Bankas is an international stand-up comedian, known for his viral clips, performing across the USA, Canada, & Europe. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/568 "2024-03-10T13:44:01Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Wait do dude not use condoms anymore? Does every guy just raw dog every chick he meets? Depends on what state you live in 🌭 ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/569 "2024-03-10T16:14:23Z")
lol of course not, but of course there’s people who do. As a single guy I wrap it up even if they’re on BC, and I pull out. take that shit to the bathroom sink, fill it with water, empty it, put it in my pocket, take it home and throw it out in my own garbage. I’ll admit that BC does make a lot of people lax because I’ve been told “it’s fine”, but 99% effectiveness isn’t enough for me. Besides all that, BC saves us countless dollars due to the short and longer term fiscal, societal and psychological costs that come with unwanted pregnancies. If you think shit isn’t great today it would be much worse without BC, but with that being said, if there wasn’t BC people may be less inclined to be risky. I would say with BC there is probably an increase in STDs, but even with the cost of treatment, it’s still much less than that of raising a child. TLDR - BC is not responsible for the issues in Canada. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/570 "2024-03-12T14:00:42Z")
> [@ubengineering](#): > > I’ve been told “it’s fine”, but 99% effectiveness isn’t enough for me. if it was only 99% effective i’d have like 7 kids by now. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/571 "2024-03-12T16:42:55Z")
99.9999999999999999999999999999999 still not enough for me if I don’t love the person lol ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/572 "2024-03-14T15:34:58Z")
@bing make sure you leave your key fob near your front door to make it easier on them… [https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1768117037300408742?t=xRYnWr9EZWvWLnq4nKrb4A&s=19](https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1768117037300408742?t=xRYnWr9EZWvWLnq4nKrb4A&s=19) ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/573 "2024-03-14T16:30:06Z")
Thankfully all five of mine are at my side door ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/574 "2024-03-22T20:45:20Z")
just grabbing the article from the meme thread for later reading: > **[Secret RCMP report warns Canadians may revolt once they realize how broke...](https://nationalpost.com/opinion/secret-rcmp-report-warns-canadians-may-revolt-once-they-realize-how-broke-they-are)** > > The RCMP report authors warn that whatever Canada’s current situation, it "will probably deteriorate further in the next five years." ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/575 "2024-03-22T22:17:28Z")
> [@bing](#): > > the article Damn. Maybe if they cede territory Trump will offer to buy it 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/576 "2024-03-23T00:44:05Z")
Star date 69420… [https://twitter.com/AreOhEssEyeEe/status/1771189471033139270?t=e7hjPclthemd-EugF8jL\_A&s=19](https://twitter.com/AreOhEssEyeEe/status/1771189471033139270?t=e7hjPclthemd-EugF8jL_A&s=19) ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/577 "2024-03-23T20:47:29Z")
that’s quite good. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/578 "2024-03-26T11:47:48Z")
lol Rain Tax > The city’s proposal calls it a wastewater usage tax, and it’s based on the amount of rainwater generated from residents’ hard surfaces, such as driveways and roofs. > **[Toronto Mayor Chow wants to implement rain tax](https://thecountersignal.com/toronto-mayor-chow-wants-to-implement-rain-tax/)** > > Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow is contemplating taxing residents based on the amount of rainwater that falls onto their properties. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/579 "2024-03-26T12:24:08Z")
Somebody get this to the onion! ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/580 "2024-03-26T18:42:05Z")
I think that checks out. In CA you are not allowed to catch rain, and in CA-nada, you can not allowed to give it to the city. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/581 "2024-04-12T10:38:45Z")
Plot twist! IN TEXAS! 🤠 ![20240412_063711](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/3/83ef49469d8ede48eaf25d78fca4c70b6cbf998e.jpeg) (I have not read this article, I simply love the headline) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818.md?page=28) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818.md?page=30)