# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/602 "2024-07-11T10:58:50Z")

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lmao

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/603 "2024-07-17T08:51:49Z")

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@bing get your water clean up boys over to Drake’s house ASAP

> <https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1813465139930132962?t=1xikV7qs9NmvfFbRsY3-AA&s=19>

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/604 "2024-07-17T14:23:39Z")

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yeah pretty messed up in toronto from the rain. lots of people out of power and the worst traffic in the world got worser for a day

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/605 "2024-07-18T10:45:17Z")

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LOLOLOL

> <https://x.com/BenBankas/status/1813624764998562241?t=IofIrpTgWrKLP8ocVXaVmw&s=19>

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/606 "2024-07-19T12:15:38Z")

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i thought it was serious until she started speaking lmao

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/607 "2024-07-25T05:01:45Z")

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> **[Jasper faces 'significant loss' of buildings, infrastructure as wildfire...](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/jasper-wildfire-alberta-1.7273606)**
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> Buildings in Jasper, Alta., are in flames, while smoke in the town has forced more first responders fighting an out-of-control wildfire to leave the scene.

this isnt hilarious at all. Jasper is a great little mountain town.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/608 "2024-07-26T10:34:11Z")

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![20240726_063347](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/2/42cdfeb4fc962f22ae9e5080bf60e6b5b2adc61e.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/609 "2024-08-09T10:06:31Z")

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![Screenshot_20240809-060544~2](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/e/de2cb869da311d1093d5e727ca5f3ed2f993ae97.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![HouseS2K](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/houses2k/32/100273_2.png) [@HouseS2K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HouseS2K)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/610 "2024-08-09T17:00:51Z")

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How lol

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/611 "2024-08-19T10:19:36Z")

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![20240819_061829](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/3/63268a311f7d47af0523164badae70cd36e7caba.png)

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/612 "2024-09-01T13:52:31Z")

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Towing gangs?

> TORONTO—Towing cars has become a deadly business in Canada’s largest city.
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> Rival gangs control parts of the tow-truck industry here, using the heavy-duty vehicles to transport drugs, extort car-crash victims with high fees, and fake automobile accidents to defraud insurance. They once resolved their territorial differences with their fists, but now a wave of gun smuggling from the U.S. has turned their fights into a lethal blood sport.
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> This year through late August, Toronto shootings are up 50% compared with the same period last year and homicides are up 20%—a surge caused in part by “the tow-truck violence,” said Inspector Paul Krawczyk of the Toronto Police Service’s guns-and-gangs unit. In all, about one in seven of Toronto’s shootings and dischargings of firearms this year have been related to the towing industry, police said.

[https://www.wsj.com/world/americas/toronto-tow-truck-gangs-shootings-a0a30d63](https://www.wsj.com/world/americas/toronto-tow-truck-gangs-shootings-a0a30d63)

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/613 "2024-09-01T13:56:25Z")

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Sounds to mee like crime will get better once the guns and gangs unit gets reassigned to hate speech division.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/614 "2024-09-01T15:24:18Z")

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the tow truck stuff has always been going on.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/615 "2024-09-06T13:24:49Z")

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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7410833982968827178

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/616 "2024-09-08T16:27:11Z")

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I’m actually impressed

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/617 "2024-09-09T12:00:47Z")

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Why aren’t the cops shooting

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/618 "2024-09-09T13:17:39Z")

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> [@ubengineering](#):
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> Why aren’t the cops shooting

Because it’s Toronto/Canada

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/619 "2024-09-09T18:35:57Z")

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lol someone actually using a vehicle as a weapon, no shots fired

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/620 "2024-09-22T13:15:49Z")

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Eaton center, dude has a large needle and is starting fires in a store

> <https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1837521100634226813?t=X1e3UxK-p9jeZvLWXrd-JA&s=19>

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/621 "2024-09-22T20:56:19Z")

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so surprised that the individual appears to have bought in to certain gender-propoganda forced on to us by our leading politicians.

it is all intentional.

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