# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/61 "2012-12-19T18:36:49Z")
đź‘Ź
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### Author:  [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/62 "2012-12-19T19:44:48Z")
> [@maxwell](#):
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> What we really need to regulate is the cap on these containers. For a recreational user, the ability to drench your pancake with syrup is just completely unnecesary.
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> It’s time for change.
if they change the caps for a 10dps (drops per sqeeze) nozzle, will pre-2012 10dps nozzles be grandfathered? can I purchase recycled pre-ban nozzles to save for use on future containers of syrup so I may continue to enjoy the added capacity?
Also,
I’m in fucking tears laughing at the level of trolling in here hahahaha.
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/63 "2012-12-20T06:28:49Z")
“Mother Nature is not generous every year, so we have our own global strategic reserve.”
I can’t believe the Canadian government is quietly filling the reserves and nobody says anything.
There is no need for government agencies to have enough syrup to feed every Canadian citizen twice.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/64 "2012-12-20T06:34:51Z")
Our military has access to as much maple syrup as they want, am I correct?
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/65 "2012-12-20T06:42:19Z")
I just saw a scary blog post about how the social security administration just placed a massive bulk order of syrup because they know there will be anarchy when they start killing syrup from the menu at old folks homes.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/66 "2012-12-20T06:42:45Z")
> [@bing](#):
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> It’s natural for individuals to have small quantities of Maple Syrup on hand for the purpose of self-sustenance.
lol
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### Author:  [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/67 "2012-12-20T07:01:05Z")
I think we all know what the real problem here is, it’s those damn video games. I mean, look at this shit!
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/68 "2012-12-20T08:20:09Z")
Nobody has even mentioned the counterfeit syrup problem.
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### Author:  [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/69 "2012-12-20T10:22:28Z")
What about purchasing pre-refined product that hasn’t been fully made ready-to-use? Can I buy that and then purchase the necesary tools/equipment required to finish it to an edible state for my own personal use?
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### Author:  [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/70 "2012-12-20T12:35:11Z")
> [@focusinprogress](#):
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> if they change the caps for a 10dps (drops per sqeeze) nozzle, will pre-2012 10dps nozzles be grandfathered? can I purchase recycled pre-ban nozzles to save for use on future containers of syrup so I may continue to enjoy the added capacity?
You have no leg to stand on by rating the amount of syrup that is released. One drop too many is still only **one drop.** Even if the bottle holds 1,000 drops a person can be killed by…Just. One. Drop.
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/71 "2012-12-20T14:27:06Z")
I think this is getting blown way out of proportion here. If we are simply talking about using syrup for hunting purposes, say wild grain pancakes, then no one should be worried about syrup quantities, amounts, capacity, etc. It’s when it’s used for criminal means is when there’s a problem.
> **[Teenage girl squirted with table syrup, sexually assaulted - 680 NEWS](http://www.680news.com/2011/08/13/teenage-girl-squirted-with-table-syrup-sexually-assaulted/)**
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> TORONTO, Ont. – Toronto police are issuing a warning after a teenage girl was sexually assaulted by a man who first squirted her with table syrup. Police allege the 13-year-old girl was molested around 3:00 p.m. Friday, while in a checkout line at a...
And it’s apparent that the media has already seized the opportunity to create an air of fear:
[http://www.newsy.com/videos/maple-syrup-heist-three-arrested/](http://www.newsy.com/videos/maple-syrup-heist-three-arrested/)
Notice the pistol grip handle on this bottle. Is this being used for anything other than what it was intended?
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/72 "2012-12-23T12:32:53Z")
randomly came across this just now
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/73 "2012-12-23T13:54:18Z")
Guess pancakes could be classified as “snack food”. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Event](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Event)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2013, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/74 "2013-04-08T08:13:45Z")
Bing, I think your country is trying to redirect attention away from themselves to Germany:
Thieves steal 5 tons of Nutella - [http://globalnews.ca/news/462279/thieves-steal-5-tons-of-nutella/](http://globalnews.ca/news/462279/thieves-steal-5-tons-of-nutella/)
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2013, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/75 "2013-04-08T08:26:06Z")
I don’t even know if I shoul be posting these pics, but my friends dad has a small maple syrup set up for personal use. I really hope the government doesn’t check this forum, and raid him, but here are some pics from the weekend
If anyone is interested in making their own syrup set up, message me, and ill set you up with people who can help :snky:
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2013, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/76 "2013-04-08T09:03:18Z")
has he been included in the national long-form maple-syrup producers registry?
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2013, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/77 "2013-04-08T09:17:51Z")
Pancake meet?
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### Author:  [@slo\_ride](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slo_ride)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2013, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/78 "2013-05-28T06:57:46Z")
[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331770/New-Canadian-100-dollar-bills-reek-like-maple-syrup-national-bank-says-notes-fragrance-free.html](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331770/New-Canadian-100-dollar-bills-reek-like-maple-syrup-national-bank-says-notes-fragrance-free.html)
saw this one today
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/79 "2013-05-28T18:36:50Z")
> [@slo ride](#):
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> [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331770/New-Canadian-100-dollar-bills-reek-like-maple-syrup-national-bank-says-notes-fragrance-free.html](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2331770/New-Canadian-100-dollar-bills-reek-like-maple-syrup-national-bank-says-notes-fragrance-free.html)
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> saw this one today
this true but you only really notice it when you have a few of them and are handling them… like if you’re counting them and rubbing them together you can definitely smell it.
i assumed it was an anti-fraud measure.
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### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/80 "2013-05-28T18:45:00Z")
I could think of worse smells.
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