# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2020, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/121 "2020-10-29T11:12:47Z")
It’s metric
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/122 "2020-10-29T22:59:32Z")
Don’t go to this gas station @bing. I wonder if they have insurance for this?
> **[Ontario gas station mixes up diesel and premium, ruining some drivers’ cars](https://driving.ca/auto-news/news/ontario-gas-station-mixes-up-diesel-and-premium-ruining-some-drivers-cars)**
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> The supplier of a pump in Hamilton got their tank refills backward, and dozens of drivers are absolutely steaming at what it might cost them
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/123 "2020-10-30T12:08:08Z")
I can just see the gas station “surry aboot dat” and the drivers “No no no I’m SUuuuuuurrry”
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2020, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/124 "2020-10-30T12:30:49Z")
Gas station: “Did you print your receipt?”
Car owner: “Who the hell prints their receipt?”
Gas station: “Surrry, a boot that… eh. but we can’t help you”
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2020, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/125 "2020-10-30T12:51:11Z")
This actually happened to me last winter. Some jerk put gasoline into the diesel tank at a station near me. Lucky for me all that happened was some loud ticking and some moments of confusion. I’ll never use that gas station again.
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### Author:  [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/126 "2020-11-19T18:44:10Z")
> **[Canadian officials urge motorists not to let moose lick their cars](https://www.autoblog.com/2020/11/18/canada-alberta-moose-licking-salt-from-cars/)**
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> Canadian officials are asking motorists not to let moose lick their car. It's a surprisingly common problem in the winter because moose like road salt.
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/127 "2020-11-19T23:10:15Z")
Man, if you’ve ever seen a moose how the HELL are you supposed to stop it from doing anything?
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### Author:  [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2020, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/128 "2020-11-20T13:10:31Z")
The driver’s better get reimbursed for everything.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2020, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/129 "2020-11-20T13:19:05Z")
When I was in Maine about a decade ago I remember seeing signs that said “Moose On Road” and they showed a moose licking the road. I asked the guys at the academy what it was all about and they said that the moose will legit just stand in the road and lick it, cars will go around them but occasionally an unlucky motorist will not be paying attention and full on hit the moose. They’ve seen moose walk away from car accidents annoyed more than injured.
On the way home we saw one on the side of the road standing…HOLY SHIT it was huge.
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/130 "2020-12-01T15:04:38Z")
Ontario is next bro.
> **[Quebec to ban sale of new gasoline-powered cars from 2035](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-autos-canada-emissions/quebec-to-ban-sale-of-new-gasoline-powered-cars-from-2035-idUSKBN27W289)**
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> The Canadian province of Quebec said on Monday it will ban the sale of new gasoline-powered passenger cars from 2035, joining California and others in announcing moves to shift to electric vehicles and reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2020, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/131 "2020-12-01T15:39:25Z")
plenty of time for these policies to be cancelled.
pure virtue signalling.
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/132 "2020-12-10T01:24:47Z")
@bing Rebel News is Canadian, based outa Toronto.
> **[SECRET MILITARY DOCUMENTS: Trudeau invited Chinese troops to train at...](https://www.rebelnews.com/the_china_files)**
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> The fearless source of news, opinion, and activism that you won't find anywhere else.
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### Author:  [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2020, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/133 "2020-12-10T16:19:12Z")
My Tesla stock is loving this news.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/134 "2020-12-15T17:36:36Z")
honest hot mic
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2021, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/135 "2021-03-18T11:30:25Z")
Non mask wearers beware. Not only can the govt take children away, from parents, they can kill them. When the re-education camp fails, kids will clearly be mentally ill.
Edit: go go gadget clickbait
> **[Child Euthanasia without Parent Approval Pushed for Canada | National Review](https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/child-euthanasia-without-parent-approval-pushed-for-canada/)**
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> the ground is being prepared to change the law to allow Canadian doctors to kill minors — and apparently doctors have already volunteered to do the killing.
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2021, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/136 "2021-03-18T14:10:41Z")
Wow. Sooooo… Who’s seen the movie Soylent Green? I mean, if we’re at this step we might as well reap the caloric rewards of euthanasia.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2021, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/137 "2021-03-18T14:16:34Z")
wowzersssss
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2021, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/138 "2021-03-18T15:11:43Z")
This is the father in BC who is now in jial for stnading up against the Govt for putting his daughter through gender re-assignment.
> **[B.C. father arrested, held in jail for repeatedly violating court orders over...](https://nationalpost.com/news/b-c-father-arrested-held-in-jail-for-repeatedly-violating-court-orders-over-childs-gender-transition-therapy)**
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/139 "2021-03-19T01:41:35Z")
It is pretty amazing. THe authority given to doctors. Then judges use those opinions to potentially violate someone’s rights.
It is surely a very small chance, but its greater than zero.
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2021, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/140 "2021-05-20T11:45:17Z")
Don’t take for granted that you can buy a detached home.
> “I didn’t know anyone who was living in a house,” she said. “That was for really rich people, I suppose.”
Interesting how Canada’s evolving into the EU in terms of housing and all the factors at play. Immigration, zoning, developers not building detached, etc.
[https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/the-second-largest-country-in-the-world-is-running-out-of-land/ar-BB1gS4Tr](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/the-second-largest-country-in-the-world-is-running-out-of-land/ar-BB1gS4Tr)
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