# Bing, the news in your country is hilarious

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 19, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818 "2012-12-19T06:36:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/141 "2021-05-20T11:58:52Z")

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Time for Canada to learn about urban sprawl and start using some of that empty land to the north. 🙂

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**Author:** ![juicedz4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedz4/32/5051_2.png) [@juicedz4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/juicedz4)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/142 "2021-05-20T13:13:45Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Time for Canada to learn about urban sprawl and start using some of that empty land to the north.

or the seemingly acres and acres of land between town house developments? Or maybe thats their only viable farmland…

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/143 "2021-05-20T15:44:37Z")

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Seems inevitable that the GTA will get as many large apartment buildings and condos as they can fit. Gotta cram as many livable square feet into a  
structure as possible. Then charge $300k for 900 square feet.

I bet there are a lot of small communities that don’t want anyone from the city moving there.

For no good reason, Letterkenny came to mind and this is 95% off topic.

[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/b/eb6feed3b9648c65bfd965109e43a92351689e24.jpeg "Letterkenny Problems: "Hockey Players"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE)

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/144 "2021-05-20T15:53:59Z")

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I came here for big city titties.

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**Author:** ![juicedz4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedz4/32/5051_2.png) [@juicedz4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/juicedz4)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/145 "2021-05-20T15:56:33Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> I came here for big city titties.

thats a W boys

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/146 "2021-05-21T00:01:03Z")

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you cant even get 900 sq ft for $300k in toronto

here’s 623 sq ft for $800k cdn not even right downtown: [For sale: #508 -115 DENISON AVE, Toronto, Ontario M5T2N1 - C5219665 | REALTOR.ca](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/23154688/508-115-denison-ave-toronto-kensington-chinatown)

here’s just under 1100 sq ft downtown for $1m: [For sale: #213 -75 PORTLAND ST, Toronto, Ontario M5V2M9 - C5232830 | REALTOR.ca](https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/23197339/213-75-portland-st-toronto-waterfront-communities-c1)

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/147 "2021-05-21T00:04:38Z")

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Gross, I don’t even want to invade anymore because they all you northerners will want our land.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 2:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/148 "2021-05-23T02:32:19Z")

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[https://housesigma.com/bkv2/landing/rootpage/listing?id\_listing=GMnKYqpNWpe3w1Qr](https://housesigma.com/bkv2/landing/rootpage/listing?id_listing=GMnKYqpNWpe3w1Qr)

Can you guys this this link?

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/149 "2021-05-23T12:18:10Z")

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lol no one tell Reddit

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/150 "2021-06-01T16:01:20Z")

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Have you guys heard of the On Canada Project?

> **[Settlers Take Action - The On Canada Project](https://oncanadaproject.ca/settlerstakeaction)**
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> Join us as we work on learning about our personal role in reconciliation with the Indigenous Peoples of the land now called Canada.

Silly “settlers”, time to give up your hard earned lifestyle Bing!

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/151 "2021-06-01T16:18:13Z")

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Here is the problem.

> **[94 ways to redress the legacy of residential schools and advance...](https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/truth-and-reconciliation-94-calls-to-action-1.3362258)**
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> ​The Truth and Reconciliation Commission has published 94 'calls to action' for indigenous and non-indigenous Canadians to come together in a concerted effort to help repair the harm caused by residential schools and move forward with reconciliation.

“We call upon the federal government to…”

Conquered nation says what?

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/152 "2021-06-01T23:15:43Z")

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we have ardent ‘reconcilers’ in our neighbourhood.

none of my family lineages trace back to any of that shit and neither do those of most canadians.

while the residential schools are clearly a tragedy it’s also been well known for sometime and unironically being trotted out amidst a national and severe repression of all children with this covid BS.

i am not interested in any of it and i do not see any redressing by the same white-savior complex that produced those residential schools in the first place

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/153 "2021-06-02T20:46:08Z")

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No camping for you! I have relatives who are CAMPING IN THEIR DRIVEWAYS because the national parks are closed, lol.

> **[Today’s coronavirus news: Ontario extends ban on recreational camping; Health...](https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2021/05/29/covid-19-coronavirus-ontario-toronto-updates-may-29.html)**
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> Meanwhile, 50 per cent of youth aged 16 to 19 years old in Toronto have received a first vaccine dose; Ontario’s Science Advisory Table recommends reo...

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/154 "2021-06-03T01:19:08Z")

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Wow.  
Your relatives have driveways?

Privileged.

Hypothetically, could they have “friends” stay there for a small monetary gift?

Driveway bnb could be a sweet black market gig.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/155 "2021-06-03T14:08:48Z")

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@drvnkd indeed they do. Driveways that were colonized and stolen from indigenous peoples.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/156 "2021-06-03T14:12:19Z")

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+10 for integrating very different articles into a single, simple response.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/157 "2021-07-21T15:31:50Z")

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> **[Of Course Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau’s Dad. Nobody Has ‘Debunked’ Anything](https://medium.com/@leibowitt/of-course-fidel-castro-is-justin-trudeaus-dad-nobody-has-debunked-anything-4db6fc8a9042)**
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> In the age of sloppy journalism, few authors are sloppier than the ones who claim they ‘debunked’ the story that Fidel Castro is Justin…

Thoughts?

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/158 "2021-07-21T17:20:06Z")

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I mean, just looking at him and Castro vs him and his “dad” it’s pretty clear what the truth is. Add in that his “dad” was a playboy all his life but never knocked anyone else up? As the Potato in Chief at the Whitehouse likes to say, “Come on man”.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/159 "2021-07-21T22:44:56Z")

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Looks like its all wrapped up. It would be hilarious if someone got some of his DNA and found the communist gene.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bing-the-news-in-your-country-is-hilarious/227818/160 "2021-07-22T04:56:14Z")

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it’s just another (potential) example of revisionist history.

the pics are all the evidence i need to make it at least compelling if not obvious

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