# bird hits porsche

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 1, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316 "2005-07-01T06:55:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/1 "2005-07-01T06:55:52Z")

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[http://test.kladblog.com/html/200506/porsche.htm](http://test.kladblog.com/html/200506/porsche.htm)

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/2 "2005-07-01T06:57:02Z")

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sucks for them

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**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/3 "2005-07-01T06:59:48Z")

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:eek3: what the hell kinda bird did they hit???

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/4 "2005-07-01T14:52:17Z")

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looks like a pheasant

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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/5 "2005-07-01T15:10:00Z")

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Sounds like a physics problem:

A pheasant is flying North at 10 miles and hour

and a Porsche driving South at 150 mph

When they collide, how bad does it hurt the Porsche owner’s checkbook!

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/6 "2005-07-01T15:13:27Z")

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:kekegay:

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/7 "2005-07-01T15:40:35Z")

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:blue: :blue: :blue: :blue: :blue:

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**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/8 "2005-07-01T20:56:05Z")

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poor birdie

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**Author:** ![VEE6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/6bbea6/32.png) [@VEE6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VEE6)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-hits-porsche/175316/9 "2005-07-01T21:04:20Z")

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look at all the splatter on the seats and the guy had to drive it back with all that stuff on his face