# bird removal? pest control? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 22, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836 "2009-05-22T17:14:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![buds302](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/34f0e0/32.png) [@buds302](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/buds302)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/1 "2009-05-22T17:14:49Z")
i need a little help. ive got this family of birds living in the overhang on my garage. they are shitting on my wifes car and all over the ground there. im fed up with it. a case of beer is in it for whoever can come here and remove the birds and patch up the hole they made… i live in butler. a 24 pack of whatever you want will be waiting. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/2 "2009-05-22T18:03:50Z")
you dont own a bb gun? ---
**Author:** ![buds302](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/34f0e0/32.png) [@buds302](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/buds302)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/3 "2009-05-22T18:11:03Z")
> [@Buffalo Bills 2007 Season Discussion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-2007-season-discussion/35063/978): > > you dont own a bb gun? unfortunatly… i live on a very busy road. and im not trying to be caught out there with a BB gun shooting birds. if i lived in the woods… they wouldve been long gone. i need someone to do it legitimately… remove them… put them in a cage… or just flush them and thier babies out. and board up the hole. ---
**Author:** ![f-itall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7c8e57/32.png) [@f-itall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/f-itall)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/4 "2009-05-22T21:10:29Z")
i’d use a shop vac haha ---
**Author:** ![ssdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@ssdragon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ssdragon)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/5 "2009-05-22T21:45:21Z")
yeah i had the same issue and bb gun keeps them away now. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/6 "2009-05-22T22:45:04Z")
Patch the hole problem solved ---
**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/7 "2009-05-23T03:33:29Z")
get a cat… ---
**Author:** ![green](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/green/32/5996_2.png) [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/8 "2009-05-23T08:23:24Z")
> [@Muay Thai or Krav Maga](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/muay-thai-or-krav-maga/40379/20): > > get a cat… Yeah get one of those flying Cats ---
**Author:** ![1994Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1994sleeper/32/6056_2.png) [@1994Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1994Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/9 "2009-05-23T10:07:36Z")
Put out a bowl of rice for the birds to eat. Bird eats rice. Bird drinks water and the rice swells up. Bird can’t digest the rice. (for whatever reason, I dunno.) Bird dies. It works. I’ve done it before. I lived in downtown Butler and within a week of setting out the rice, I found 5 dead birds in my yard and a couple in my neighbors yard. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/10 "2009-05-23T12:55:17Z")
what I wanna know is why cant you just buy yourself a case of beer, drink a few, suck it up and go up and remove them yourself? ---
**Author:** ![04liquidS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/04liquids/32/6002_2.png) [@04liquidS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04liquidS)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/11 "2009-05-23T17:47:54Z")
Maybe I’m a crazy animal lover, but I don’t like the idea of killing the birds. You can try calling the Animal Rescue League Wildlife Center at 412-793-6900 or e-mail them at [jargall@animalrescue.org](mailto:jargall@animalrescue.org). ---
**Author:** ![mtparker18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@mtparker18](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mtparker18)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/12 "2009-05-24T23:52:53Z")
12 gauges do wonders. do it a like 2 am when theres no traffic? kidding. ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/13 "2009-05-25T19:39:09Z")
i hear they will not come around even if you get a rubber snake and put it near the hole they enter. thats the rumor ---
**Author:** ![RS1TC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@RS1TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS1TC)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/14 "2009-05-27T12:41:04Z")
My friend put the lids for office document boxes underneath the area where the nest are and where they perch. Keeps the shit off the ground and cars without killing the birds. Wait till they are out in a few months then plug the hole up. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bird-removal-pest-control/202836/15 "2009-05-27T13:04:02Z")
When this happens I usually just wait till the birds have their eyes on me then pull my cock out and shake it around. They then become insanely jealous/intimidated and leave immediately.