# Birds???

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 14, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820 "2006-12-14T13:51:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/1 "2006-12-14T13:51:43Z")

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how many birds have you ever had fly into your house???  
:wtf:  
i am up to bird number 4 and going after it to chase it out of house again  
too bad i don’t have a cat here anymore. that makes endless hours of entertainment

off to chase birds :bash:

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**Author:** ![SMort38](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smort38/32/6008_2.png) [@SMort38](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SMort38)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/2 "2006-12-14T13:56:56Z")

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i cant say i’ve ever had a bird in my house… good luck

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/3 "2006-12-14T13:59:44Z")

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my parents have had about that many… but its because when we kick the furnace on in the winter it temp makes the birds pass out until they hit the bottom and then they wake up and fly into the basement… there was one ontop of the drop ceiling in our basement and my dad put my cat up there to chase it down. 5 minutes later it hopped out of the ceiling with a carcus in its mouth… gooo kitty.

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/4 "2006-12-14T14:03:08Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/5 "2006-12-14T14:05:04Z")

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> [@2008 Subaru Impreza WRX. Offical Pics v Motor Trend.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-subaru-impreza-wrx-offical-pics-v-motor-trend/26562/15):
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> 🤣

pellet gun

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/6 "2006-12-14T14:06:07Z")

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I flew into ur screen door last night.does that count as a hit?

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**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/7 "2006-12-14T14:07:02Z")

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> [@Not every day you watch an Enzo crash...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-every-day-you-watch-an-enzo-crash/26557/19):
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> I flew into ur screen door last night.does that count as a hit?

hahahah that was funny dumbass

devin slide glass door wham walks right into screen door

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**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/8 "2006-12-14T14:07:18Z")

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🤣 @ screen door.

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**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/9 "2006-12-14T14:08:46Z")

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> [@lol @ this ebay auction](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-this-ebay-auction/26533/12):
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> 🤣 @ screen door.

bring more food…

on my way to the shop now

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/10 "2006-12-14T14:09:24Z")

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> [@My Weekend \*PICS\* 56k!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-weekend-pics-56k/26554/25):
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> hahahah that was funny dumbass
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> devin slide glass door wham walks right into screen door

Almost right through it as well:rofl:

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**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/11 "2006-12-14T14:13:41Z")

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> [@Idea for a new swap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/idea-for-a-new-swap/26564/2):
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> i am up to bird number 4 and going after it to chase it out of house again

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣  
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/12 "2006-12-14T14:16:52Z")

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they taste like chckin,sauce’em & eat 'em

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/13 "2006-12-14T14:56:53Z")

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fish for them… get a super small hook, put a small piece of bread on it and wait till he takes it.

then set the hook. bird on a leash ftw

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**Author:** ![Orr89rocz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac91a4/32.png) [@Orr89rocz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Orr89rocz)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/14 "2006-12-14T15:09:43Z")

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at first i thought u ment actually fly INTO the house and die. my dads friends house has more windows than i ever seen and i walked around the house once and found 6 dead birds and 2 of which were fairly rare birds

i had a back porch enclosed off with mainly just screens, and the dogs usually stay on there in the summer. there was a 2inch gap between the door and the floor. the birds figured out there was dog food on the porch and they all kept jumping up into my porch and then gettin scared and not beable to find their way out. they dont got good memory.

most i’ve had in my back porch at one time was 4…but it was common to get atleast 1 a day during summer. it was ridiculous

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/15 "2006-12-14T18:27:54Z")

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No birds, just a bat.

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**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/16 "2006-12-14T18:32:00Z")

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> [@2008 Subaru Impreza WRX. Offical Pics v Motor Trend.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-subaru-impreza-wrx-offical-pics-v-motor-trend/26562/34):
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> No birds, just a bat.

your a lil bitch if your dont bite the head off

ozzy rules you hidden metal head!

skinniest guy i know that listens to slayer

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**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/17 "2006-12-14T18:38:21Z")

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He didn’t make it out alive. I pinned him on the floor with a paint roller extension pole and no way was I chancing him getting loose again. Laurie scared the piss out of me when she saw him flying across the room and yelled.

I’m sure Jeff took the humane approach.

Woooooo! Slayer!

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/18 "2006-12-14T18:42:05Z")

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> [@FS: \*feeler\* 18" ADR Kasai's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-feeler-18-adr-kasais/22959/26):
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> I’m sure Jeff took the humane approach.

🤣  
yep put on my welding gloves and wiffle ball bat  
do you realize how many times a bird will hit a window head on??  
too many  
it only took about 10 minutes to get the stupid bird out of house. only had to chase it between basement to second story back to first floor a couple times then finally got it to fly out the door.  
nothing like getting chased by a bird around your own house 🤣

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/19 "2006-12-15T16:34:56Z")

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> [@WTRent: 1 or 2 bedroom apartment](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtrent-1-or-2-bedroom-apartment/26570/2):
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> 🤣  
> yep put on my welding gloves and wiffle ball bat  
> do you realize how many times a bird will hit a window head on??  
> too many  
> it only took about 10 minutes to get the stupid bird out of house. only had to chase it between basement to second story back to first floor a couple times then finally got it to fly out the door.  
> nothing like getting chased by a bird around your own house 🤣

10 bucs for video of this…

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**Author:** ![green](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/green/32/5996_2.png) [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birds/186820/20 "2006-12-15T19:17:12Z")

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> [@2008 Subaru Impreza WRX. Offical Pics v Motor Trend.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-subaru-impreza-wrx-offical-pics-v-motor-trend/26562/16):
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> pellet gun

Use Sleepers AR50

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