# birthday win!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 17, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664 "2009-07-17T10:05:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/1 "2009-07-17T10:05:52Z")

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/2 "2009-07-17T10:23:57Z")

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I heard that a while ago, but apparently it is actually a true story! :tup:

I still want to know how the teacher of a class of 16 year olds didn’t say “umm… what are you doing?” as the clothes started to come off. I wonder if he got a lap dance as well!

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/3 "2009-07-17T10:52:00Z")

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> [@Clean Baldy](#):
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> I heard that a while ago, but apparently it is actually a true story! :tup:
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> I still want to know how the teacher of a class of 16 year olds didn’t say “umm… what are you doing?” as the clothes started to come off. I wonder if **he got a lap dance as well!**

yep, that’d be why 😃

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**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/4 "2009-07-17T11:59:45Z")

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damn i would have loved for that to happen to me at 16.

i know strippers tend to be retarded, but how could that girl have possibly thought it was ok to strip in a high school classroom?

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**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/5 "2009-07-17T12:00:09Z")

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damn i would have loved for that to happen to me at 16.

i know strippers tend to be retarded, but how could that girl have possibly thought it was ok to strip in a high school classroom?

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**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/6 "2009-07-20T12:34:03Z")

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ok i can see how someone dressed as a cop can get into a school, but did the mom think the teachers/security/staff would allow a gorilla to walk in and about? i mean i’m sure a gorilla ambush is their idea of a super birthday and all.

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/7 "2009-07-20T12:47:08Z")

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AWESOME!

what a dumb bitch though :lol:

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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/birthday-win/70664/8 "2009-07-20T13:03:04Z")

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I don’t believe it.
