# Black BMW vs. Deer: Part III
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [December 23, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282 "2007-12-23T10:12:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/1 "2007-12-23T10:12:05Z")
So after all the Black BMW vs. Deer threads I was feeling a little left out and wanted to join the fun.
Aaaand last night Bambi’s mom and I got it on and here are the results:
Chunk of venison hanging from exhaust:
Best part:
^^ That’s the back of the car, covered in blood specks and hair.
One guy happened to be pulled over on the side of i87 and saw the whole thing unfold. **5 cars** hit this dear one right after each other. He said it was like a game of pinball. I was car number 3 and got the worst of it. In his description, it was like someone put a grenade inside a pinata (this guy’s descriptions were priceless).
Everyone likes carnage pics so I thought I’d throw em up. Bambislayer is now sitting at Keeler waiting for an estimate that will surely be north of $7000. State Farm to the rescue…
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### Author:  [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/2 "2007-12-23T10:37:34Z")
> [@JClark](#):
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> like someone put a grenade inside a pinata
Sorry to hear about the carnage, sir- but that quote has to make you feel a little better…
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/3 "2007-12-23T11:05:17Z")
Much better. My dad always taught me not to do things halfassed, so when I kill deer, I really, really kill deer. ;D
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/4 "2007-12-23T11:44:42Z")
:wow
> [@JClark](#):
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> So after all the Black BMW vs. Deer threads I was feeling a little left out and wanted to join the fun.
Don’t lie, you went out looking for one!
How fast were you going? Shoulda sped up to 140, and you would have just lost a kidnety grill :tong
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/5 "2007-12-23T13:55:17Z")
:wow That sucks man, and the fact that the deer’s insides are on your undercarriage
Fuckin deer, need to watch where they’re going :headbang
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### Author:  [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/6 "2007-12-23T23:02:36Z")
$7k? looks to me like all you need is a new bumper cover, radiator, possibly condensor/ clutch/ aux fan… maybe i’m missing something though…
that does suck though. :angry2
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/7 "2007-12-23T23:31:53Z")
Im surprised the hood isnt broken and the headlights are fine
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/8 "2007-12-24T04:39:52Z")
Looks like you pureed that son’ bitch
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/9 "2007-12-24T07:28:14Z")
> [@germanmusclecars](#):
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> $7k? looks to me like all you need is a new bumper cover, radiator, possibly condensor/ clutch/ aux fan… maybe i’m missing something though…
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> that does suck though. :angry2
That was the number thrown around by a body shop friend knowing what Keeler charges for non-maintenance item parts. My original guess was closer to 4 including labor, so who knows. We need a ‘guess my estimate’ poll!
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/10 "2007-12-26T07:56:50Z")
when do you expect to get the actual estimate from keeler?
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-bmw-vs-deer-part-iii/235282/11 "2007-12-26T13:50:27Z")
Mr. Vovchandr split up the estimate guesses to a different thread.
Matt- Tomorrow or Friday at the latest was the implication I got. I’ll be sure to let you know.