# Black guy + Walmart + A microwave and a vacuum + A million dollar bill + Crack = ???

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**Created:** [January 4, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-guy-walmart-a-microwave-and-a-vacuum-a-million-dollar-bill-crack/219529 "2012-01-04T18:30:16Z")
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### Author: ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-guy-walmart-a-microwave-and-a-vacuum-a-million-dollar-bill-crack/219529/1 "2012-01-04T18:30:16Z")

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![http://media.graytvinc.com/images/Michael+Fuller+.jpg](http://media.graytvinc.com/images/Michael+Fuller+.jpg)

A North Carolina man is accused of trying to use a $1 million bill at a WalMart.

There’s just one problem. It doesn’t exist.

Officers busted 53-year-old Michael Anthony Fuller at a WalMart in Lexington, NC, in November.

According to the arrest warrant, he tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and a few other items, totaling $476.

Fuller handed the phony bill to the cashier, insisting that it was real. Staff knew better, however, and called police.

Fuller faces forgery charges.

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### Author: ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-guy-walmart-a-microwave-and-a-vacuum-a-million-dollar-bill-crack/219529/2 "2012-01-04T18:53:30Z")

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Damn, I sold some shit and the guy paid me with a million dollar bill. Are you tellin me it’s not real?! Shit!!

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### Author: ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-guy-walmart-a-microwave-and-a-vacuum-a-million-dollar-bill-crack/219529/3 "2012-01-04T19:51:44Z")

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LOL found my new avatar

Yes it worked!

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2012, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-guy-walmart-a-microwave-and-a-vacuum-a-million-dollar-bill-crack/219529/4 "2012-01-05T09:59:43Z")

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I’m amazed the walmart cashier did try to give him change.

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### Author: ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-guy-walmart-a-microwave-and-a-vacuum-a-million-dollar-bill-crack/219529/5 "2012-01-05T19:22:40Z")

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