# Bleach+milk = passed drug test?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 14, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901 "2008-09-14T16:53:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/1 "2008-09-14T16:53:17Z")
I was hanging out with some friends today and their buddy Tony came over. He was saying how he heard that if you put a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of milk you will pass your drug test. I called him a retard for even thinking of drinking bleach. I was just wondering if anybody else has ever heard of this? wouldn’t that like…make you go blind? or destroy your insides? also, your stomach acid is a form of hydrochloric acid, and when when mixed with clorine or bleach, makes it much more caustic. I don’t worry about it, I’m not on anything…I’m trying to find another plumbing job, and cant afford to be failing drug tests…so I don’t do any. But yeah…what is the general thought on his drug test passing method?
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### Author:  [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/2 "2008-09-14T16:54:30Z")
Your friend sounds like a fucking idiot.
You can search google, and buy shit that will actually work and help you pass a drug test.
My buddy bought this stuff at terapin station that actually let him pass, but I’m sure there is other stuff on the net.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/3 "2008-09-14T16:54:48Z")
sounds like you should walk him over by that dog.
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/4 "2008-09-14T16:57:09Z")
your friend sounds like someone i would expect to be your friend
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### Author:  [@jkucz28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jkucz28)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/5 "2008-09-14T16:57:46Z")
detox right?
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/6 "2008-09-14T16:57:54Z")
I didn’t say he was my friend…he is friends with one of my friends…personally I cant stand him. He is a freakin idiot and drives me nuts. He also says LSD is good for you, and that the Holocaust didn’t really happen. :bloated: lol. It is kinda funny listening to him ramble on about shit sometimes because he is so blatantly stupid.
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/7 "2008-09-14T17:00:00Z")
I’ve passed many many many piss tests by putting bleach in a visine bottle, hiding it in my shoe (certain places make you empty your pockets), and adding 2-3 drops in the pee.
Only problem is, if you don’t have a LOT of pee in the cup, you can smell the bleach pretty easy.
But drinking it… wtf, no.
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/8 "2008-09-14T17:00:55Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#):
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> your friend sounds like someone i would expect to be your friend
A+ sorry i laughed.
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/9 "2008-09-14T17:01:21Z")
> [@Just Karter](#):
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> sounds like you should walk him over by that dog.
LOLLL POZZ
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### Author:  [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/10 "2008-09-14T17:06:25Z")
you never cease to amaze me
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/11 "2008-09-14T17:09:06Z")
It seems as though you’re general attitude towards this Tony guy is exactly how the vast majority of this site views you…
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/12 "2008-09-14T17:31:33Z")
> [@ineedacar](#):
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> I’ve passed many many many piss tests by putting bleach in a visine bottle, hiding it in my shoe (certain places make you empty your pockets), and adding 2-3 drops in the pee.
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> Only problem is, if you don’t have a LOT of pee in the cup, you can smell the bleach pretty easy.
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> But drinking it… wtf, no.
Seriously this is the reason why people get kicked out of the military.
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/13 "2008-09-14T17:33:11Z")
he’s the worst person ever
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/14 "2008-09-14T17:35:02Z")
Can’t afford to fail a drug test? hmm simple solution here, but stop doing drugs. asshat
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/15 "2008-09-14T17:36:07Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Seriously this is the reason why people get kicked out of the military.
Yea because the military isn’t cheapo on drug testing and looks for shit like this. The bleach method only works for the drug tests that ONLY check for the presence of drugs and nothing more.
And anyone in the military that does drugs is a fucking idiot and deserves to get kicked out.
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/16 "2008-09-14T17:36:58Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#):
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> your friend sounds like someone i would expect to be your friend
x4
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/17 "2008-09-14T17:37:23Z")
> [@ineedacar](#):
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> Yea because the military isn’t cheapo on drug testing and looks for shit like this. The bleach method only works for the drug tests that ONLY check for the presence of drugs and nothing more.
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> And anyone in the military that does drugs is a fucking idiot and deserves to get kicked out.
Yes they do, and the people that sell it, or do other bullshit in the military.
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### Author:  [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/18 "2008-09-14T18:02:35Z")
my buddy got some shit off line for 35$ it even came with a lighter and rolling papers lol along with the drink and pills to actually pass
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### Author:  [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/19 "2008-09-14T18:03:37Z")
i did this in my younger years. i tried it two days before the test with a gallon of water and got real sick (surprise) it did work though.
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/20 "2008-09-14T18:11:22Z")
> [@zklug1013](#):
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> i did this in my younger years. i tried it two days before the test with a gallon of water and got real sick (surprise) it did work though.
LOL YOU DRANK BLEACH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lolsign::lolsign::lolsign:
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