# Bleach+milk = passed drug test?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 14, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901 "2008-09-14T16:53:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/21 "2008-09-14T18:14:01Z")
> [@zklug1013](#):
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> i did this in my younger years. i tried it two days before the test with a gallon of water and got real sick (surprise) it did work though.
o where was Darwin
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### Author:  [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/22 "2008-09-14T18:17:02Z")
it’s supposed to be a teaspoon of milk in a glass of bleach. trust me, it works.
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### Author:  [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/23 "2008-09-14T18:24:47Z")
god i love google. these people are all idiots as well. try not doing drugs.
> **[Will a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of milk make you pass a drug test](http://www.answers.com/Q/Will_a_teaspoon_of_bleach_in_a_glass_of_milk_make_you_pass_a_drug_test)**
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> i really dont think so i think if u put bleach in the actual urine sample it will destroy the creatinin in the urine allowing u to pass the drug test.
> **[How do I pass a drug test?](https://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061224221111AAYw0Ib)**
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> I know this is asked a lot but I don't care.
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> The problem is that my drug test is on Tuesday and I cannot get to any store to buy some Niacin. I have started taking B12 pills because they have niacin and they will keep my piss clear even after...
[http://www.potspace.com/forum/drug-tests/844-another-way-pass-drug-test.html](http://www.potspace.com/forum/drug-tests/844-another-way-pass-drug-test.html)
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### Author:  [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/24 "2008-09-14T18:28:24Z")
> [@92slowcivic](#):
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> it’s supposed to be a teaspoon of milk in a glass of bleach. trust me, it works.
I heard that if you jump off of a bridge on to concrete you can pass a drug test. It has to be at LEAST 50 ft though… Something about the airspeed, emotional rush, and physical tension that purges all toxins from your blood cells and hair follicles.
Drinking bleach, now that’s just plain retarded.
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### Author:  [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/25 "2008-09-14T19:03:00Z")
i find your frustrations with this guy ironic and hilarious.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/26 "2008-09-14T19:06:14Z")
I like to boil gasoline on my gas stove when i make meth… you can get pretty high huffing the hot fumes
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/27 "2008-09-14T19:10:33Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> I like to boil gasoline on my gas stove when i make meth… you can get pretty high huffing the hot fumes
not only that but if you drink some, you can fly
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### Author:  [@A.J](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/A.J)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/28 "2008-09-14T19:14:59Z")
:picard:
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/29 "2008-09-14T19:15:37Z")
LOUD NOISES
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/30 "2008-09-14T19:17:36Z")
wow
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/31 "2008-09-14T22:19:27Z")
> [@OfficerK](#):
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> Can’t afford to fail a drug test? hmm simple solution here, but stop doing drugs. asshat
Are you people all retarded? Seriously? do you guys have some sort of fucking learning disability? I DO NOT FUCKING DO DRUGS! OMFG. What a bunch of fucking asshole retards on this forum. FUCK!. I’ve said it how many times in this thread alone? yes I smoked pot like 4 months ago. Big fucking deal. I tried it a few times…4 FUCKING MONTHS AGO. Jesus jumped up christ in a whore house. also, I never said he was my friend. I said he is a friend of a friend. To be specific…I am friends with a guy named Matt, he is friends with Matt, not me. Now can you jerk offs understand this simple concept? or do I have to use really fucking small words. and people say I’m dumb wtf. I don’t even drink more than maybe 1 or 2 beers every few weeks, if that. Go a head and think I am an asshole for posting all this, at this point I don’t fucking care what you people think anymore. you all claim you’re sooo smart and I’m so fucking stupid, yet you cant even comprehend a simple fucking concept.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/32 "2008-09-14T22:22:17Z")
> [@Dex](#):
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> i find your frustrations with this guy ironic and hilarious.
and I hope you die of the most excruciating case of aids the world has ever seen 🙂
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/33 "2008-09-14T22:41:04Z")
Wow, jesus christ, haha. This thread got out of hand, haha.
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/34 "2008-09-14T23:23:16Z")
I love never having to worry about this shit because I’ve never touched an illegal drug in my life 🙂
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### Author:  [@BDR5oh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BDR5oh)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2008, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/35 "2008-09-15T05:19:29Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> Are you people all retarded? Seriously? do you guys have some sort of fucking learning disability? I DO NOT FUCKING DO DRUGS! OMFG. What a bunch of fucking asshole retards on this forum. FUCK!. I’ve said it how many times in this thread alone? yes I smoked pot like 4 months ago. Big fucking deal. I tried it a few times…4 FUCKING MONTHS AGO. Jesus jumped up christ in a whore house. also, I never said he was my friend. I said he is a friend of a friend. To be specific…I am friends with a guy named Matt, he is friends with Matt, not me. Now can you jerk offs understand this simple concept? or do I have to use really fucking small words. and people say I’m dumb wtf. I don’t even drink more than maybe 1 or 2 beers every few weeks, if that. Go a head and think I am an asshole for posting all this, at this point I don’t fucking care what you people think anymore. you all claim you’re sooo smart and I’m so fucking stupid, yet you cant even comprehend a simple fucking concept.
Didnt you just recently go fishing and smoke weed while at work ???
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### Author:  [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/36 "2008-09-15T05:24:52Z")
heres an idea everyone… don’t be a retard and then you don’t have to worry about passing it, you just piss in a cup! what a concept lol
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### Author:  [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/37 "2008-09-15T05:26:12Z")
> [@BDR5oh](#):
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> Didnt you just recently go fishing and smoke weed while at work ???
WELL THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME BRO, DONT MEAN IM A POTHEAD
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/38 "2008-09-15T05:27:13Z")
Im sorry I read this thread. I want my 5 minutes back.
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/39 "2008-09-15T05:47:00Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> snip
Plus karma for your reaction, wow. :tup:
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2008, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleach-milk-passed-drug-test/54901/40 "2008-09-15T05:53:03Z")
> [@zklug1013](#):
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> i did this in my younger years. i tried it two days before the test with a gallon of water and got real sick (surprise) it did work though.
lol.
A+
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