# Bleeding?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 18, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075 "2007-06-18T05:23:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/41 "2007-06-18T14:08:18Z")
if your too rough on your brown star that will make it bleed, just wipe a little friendlier from now on. Oh and please if it happens again dont tell us just your doctor.
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### Author:  [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/42 "2007-06-18T14:12:08Z")
Metamucil!!!
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/43 "2007-06-18T17:08:50Z")
Mr.hands copycat.
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### Author:  [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/44 "2007-06-18T17:40:45Z")
[quote=“evolve,post:28,topic:31075"”]
fuck no, ban
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+1 !!!
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/45 "2007-06-18T18:12:50Z")
Ok update is that I just ate dinner, simple pasta and chicken and have been shitting since.
So far today I had a bagel and coffee from Tim Hortons this morning and shit my ass off and then tonight I had a pasta and chicken and have been shitting my ass off…
Food poisoning?
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/46 "2007-06-18T18:30:13Z")
no probably not food poisoning if its been happening for a while… its most likely something you should get checked out…
you know where i live if you want a rectal exam
ooooo and stay hydrated
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### Author:  [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/47 "2007-06-19T06:36:35Z")
One vote for Anal Fissure
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/48 "2007-06-19T06:40:55Z")
Woohooo!!! It stopped last night and its better today!!
Bryan: 1
E Coli: 0
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/49 "2007-06-19T07:44:50Z")
Well if you get soo drunk and it takes you soo much to get drunk you probably dont remember stumbling into buddies and telling Papi that he looked cute in his cut offs leading him to think that you were indeed interested in his goods. So you get to being flirty flirty and he slips a roufie in your drink and takes you home where he inserts his fingers into your ass…then seeing you are turned on by it…goes for the whole fist and by the end of your love affair he was elbow deep in your rectum. This would cause the bleeding you are talking about…not that I would know…but he does look cute in those cut offs…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/50 "2007-06-19T07:56:12Z")
[quote=“OneFastMonkey,post:6,topic:31075"”]
ulcers cause ass bleeding I think
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Yes, you may have an ulcer. Is the color of the blood very dark or just light red? Dark is ulcer, light red would be internal hemi. Regardless, go to the doctor.
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/51 "2007-06-19T08:11:37Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:49,topic:31075"”]
Well if you get soo drunk and it takes you soo much to get drunk you probably dont remember stumbling into buddies and telling Papi that he looked cute in his cut offs leading him to think that you were indeed interested in his goods. So you get to being flirty flirty and he slips a roufie in your drink and takes you home where he inserts his fingers into your ass…then seeing you are turned on by it…goes for the whole fist and by the end of your love affair he was elbow deep in your rectum. This would cause the bleeding you are talking about…not that I would know…but he does look cute in those cut offs…
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Sounds like you are talking from expierence.
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/52 "2007-06-19T08:24:15Z")
[quote=“boxxa,post:51,topic:31075"”]
Sounds like you are talking from expierence.
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You get an A+ in Perception 101
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/53 "2007-06-19T11:54:57Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:52,topic:31075"”]
You get an A+ in Perception 101
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My first A in college!!!
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### Author:  [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/54 "2007-06-19T12:08:47Z")
[quote=“Avatar,post:35,topic:31075"”]
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I seriously can’t stop laughing at that.
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### Author:  [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/55 "2007-06-19T12:19:16Z")
And I thought I had it bad. My mom is afraid to try different diets alone, and since I could lose a good 25lbs I normally join her to keep her motivated. She bought these new pills called Alli which inhibits an enzyme made by the liver and put in the stomach to digest fats so this pill stops the body from absorbing any fat over 15g. For brunch I had a Steak bomber, mac salad, french fries, which resulted in a very high fattening meal and so I took this pill. The next day when I wake up, I find my boxers have what looks like a blood stain. Turns out its all fat that this pill has it LEAK out of your anus. I spent the morning shitting what looks just like pizza grease.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/56 "2007-06-19T13:20:59Z")
^ WTF??? Now thats funny. You call taking a pill and eating like shit a diet?:eyebrow:
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### Author:  [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/57 "2007-06-19T13:42:44Z")
haha no, you take that long with your diet. I just had the unlucky chance of eating a bunch of shit and then trying that pill in one day. Was not a good idea ☹
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### Author:  [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/58 "2007-06-19T17:23:49Z")
for gods sake stop posting this shit here and go see a fucking doctor already!!
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/59 "2007-06-19T17:48:04Z")
[quote=“SVT3945,post:58,topic:31075"”]
for gods sake stop posting this shit here and go see a fucking doctor already!!
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No one is making you read about our bleeding assholes
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bleeding/31075/60 "2007-06-19T19:19:06Z")
^ Oh man…this thread is going to bloody shit…lol…
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