# Blind people .... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 23, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954 "2008-10-23T11:18:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/1 "2008-10-23T11:18:44Z")
im in lockwood finishing up some homework right now… made the trip to take a leak real quickkkk… on the way back i saw a blind chick run into a table… i had to juke left then right to get around her true story ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/2 "2008-10-23T11:22:55Z")
i would like to say “dude cmon not funny its not her fault” but then i find myself visualizing that and i laugh,alot ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/3 "2008-10-23T11:23:38Z")
my brother saw a blind kid riding a bike then the blind kid crashed. when he tells the story, it’s fucking awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/4 "2008-10-23T11:24:20Z")
Does anybody else remember the Lockwood Masturbator? ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/5 "2008-10-23T11:24:53Z")
> [@newman](#): > > my brother saw a blind kid riding a bike > > then the blind kid crashed. > > when he tells the story, it’s fucking awesome. RWB,isnt that illegal ---
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/6 "2008-10-23T11:25:15Z")
about a month ago downtown I saw two blind people (canes, sunglasses ect) helping each other cross the street… I just scratched my head and thought “no shit, the blind leading the blind” ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/7 "2008-10-23T11:25:49Z")
when i went to canisius there was this blind dude in a couple of my classes… there was this one reallllll uggggllyy bitch that helped him get around. i guess people who dormed close to them heard them effing all the time. i guess thats not a bad thing to be blind in that situation ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/8 "2008-10-23T11:26:16Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Does anybody else remember the Lockwood Masturbator? do tell :mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/9 "2008-10-23T11:27:05Z")
lol i still think ever vling person should get there own midget ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/10 "2008-10-23T11:30:31Z")
> [@9c1ny](#): > > about a month ago downtown I saw two blind people (canes, sunglasses ect) helping each other cross the street… > > I just scratched my head and thought “no shit, the blind leading the blind” :lol: that gave me a good laugh ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/11 "2008-10-23T11:30:50Z")
i went to summer school at frontier and there was some kid in my class that had no eyes. like no fucking eyes.he also felt the need to not where eye “patches” so i could glance at his brain any time i felt the need. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/12 "2008-10-23T11:31:44Z")
> [@turbo ls1 ss](#): > > do tell :mamoru: IIRC there was something in the Generation about some dude who would JO into books or something in Lockwood. Ca. 2002? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/13 "2008-10-23T11:32:11Z")
Found it! [http://www.subboard.com/generation/articles/98510641779882.asp](http://www.subboard.com/generation/articles/98510641779882.asp) ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/14 "2008-10-23T11:33:10Z")
lol but he could see OK ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/15 "2008-10-23T11:36:27Z")
being blind would have its advantages i guess with girls… if shes skinny its game pretty much but everything else would suck ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/16 "2008-10-23T11:37:36Z")
> [@almostBrett](#): > > being blind would have its advantages i guess with girls… if shes skinny its game pretty much > > but everything else would suck There it is. I’m going to be a blind guy for halloween and accidentally feel up women all night! :pedo: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/17 "2008-10-23T11:39:40Z")
but what about the fact you can see the STD’s ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/18 "2008-10-23T11:42:21Z")
They say that when you go blind your other senses heighten to compensate, so I’m sure you could smell the fatties. “No bitch, you smell like bacon and cookies.” ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/19 "2008-10-23T11:43:58Z")
ha i loled ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954/20 "2008-10-23T11:44:37Z")
2 questions: 1. whats a blind man masterbate to if they were born blind and never seen a women? 2. How do they know when to quit wiping? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blind-people/56954.md?page=2)