# Blonde at the garage... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 14, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889 "2007-06-14T11:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/1 "2007-06-14T11:37:00Z")
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?” She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one…” She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Of course, its right there.” Wait for it… ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/2 "2007-06-14T11:37:53Z")
This joke may be older than you… ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/3 "2007-06-14T11:38:44Z")
“THAN YOU” NOT “THEN YOU” SMART ASS! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/4 "2007-06-14T11:39:15Z")
lol. oldie, but a goodie. now that i’m done talking about you, i’d like to add that’s a funny joke. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/5 "2007-06-14T11:40:48Z")
😃 ^Very funny mutha f\*cka punchline… ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/6 "2007-06-14T11:41:21Z")
oooooooooooooooooooooo ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/7 "2007-06-14T11:42:06Z")
[quote=“AWDrifter,post:3,topic:30889"”] “THAN YOU” NOT “THEN YOU” SMART ASS! [/quote] Umm it says than??? ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/8 "2007-06-14T11:43:44Z")
^ Editing is you’re friend.(Get it?😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![4g63girl](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4g63girl/32/7483_2.png) [@4g63girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4g63girl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/9 "2007-06-14T12:20:07Z")
That joke was cute… but this one actually happened!! I was at an advance auto store and overhear a guy asking about coolant for his car. The guy behind the counter asked what kind of car it was, and he replied with an Acura. The guy behind the counter says “Well, you can’t just mix them, I need to know what color it is.” “You need to know what color it is?.. Well, it’s green.” And, of course there was a green Acura in the parking lot. :bloated: They later confirmed that the coolant was green as well 😃 -Shawna ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/10 "2007-06-14T12:24:42Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/11 "2007-06-14T12:37:42Z")
[quote=“4g63girl,post:9,topic:30889"”] That joke was cute… but this one actually happened!! I was at an advance auto store and overhear a guy asking about coolant for his car. The guy behind the counter asked what kind of car it was, and he replied with an Acura. The guy behind the counter says “Well, you can’t just mix them, I need to know what color it is.” “You need to know what color it is?.. Well, it’s green.” And, of course there was a green Acura in the parking lot. :bloated: They later confirmed that the coolant was green as well 😃 -Shawna [/quote] I work at an autoparts tore and shit like this happens all the time. People are fucking clueless when it comes to simple things it seems. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/12 "2007-06-14T12:50:01Z")
dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday… ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/13 "2007-06-14T12:54:14Z")
ahahahhaahh a ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/14 "2007-06-14T12:55:39Z")
[quote=“evolve,post:12,topic:30889"”] dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday… [/quote] lol ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/15 "2007-06-14T13:04:41Z")
[quote=“evolve,post:12,topic:30889"”] dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday… [/quote] To look at phones OF COURSE.:shoot: :bloated: (Maybe this was not the best timing for a blonde joke from me.:redface: ) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/16 "2007-06-14T13:26:57Z")
I love standing in line behind ricers at auto shops. So much fun. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/17 "2007-06-14T13:59:29Z")
Pics of said blonde or BAN! ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/18 "2007-06-14T14:32:48Z")
[quote=“evolve,post:12,topic:30889"”] dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday… [/quote] lol, hilarious story :snky: ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/19 "2007-06-14T14:36:03Z")
I was in the shop with my dad and some lady had her husbands truck in for service and kept telling the lady at the ford dealer desk that it was a Ford FISO… it finally clicked that it was a Ford F150 ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889/20 "2007-06-14T16:45:41Z")
I think my grandfather told me that joke once… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-at-the-garage/30889.md?page=2)