# Blonde Joke
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 18, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724 "2006-04-18T14:53:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/1 "2006-04-18T14:53:04Z")
Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain’t that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length 🌑
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/2 "2006-04-18T14:56:15Z")
haha
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/3 "2006-04-18T15:03:01Z")
sounds more like u
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### Author:  [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/4 "2006-04-18T15:24:36Z")
no woman could lay down a flagpole that big by herself
:bsflag:
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/5 "2006-04-18T15:30:19Z")
LOL haahha 😃
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/6 "2006-04-18T16:05:33Z")
> [@pewterss](#):
>
> sounds more like u
  
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### Author:  [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/7 "2006-04-19T06:34:57Z")
Haha
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/8 "2006-04-19T06:50:10Z")
Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A brunette woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The savvy brunette woman took an angle finder, a tape measure, and a cell phone with trig function calculator from her purse.
Bubba and Ray looked on in amazement. Cell phone? Angle finder? “What are these things you have there?”
Without missing a beat, the savvy brunette replied “Magic”.
Using the tape measure, she measured the shadow, found the sun angle of the shadow, and clacked away at her cell phone for a few seconds…
“Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a brunette to out-smart us?”
😃
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/9 "2006-04-19T07:04:23Z")
^ that is awesome!
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### Author:  [@Atreyu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Atreyu)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/10 "2006-04-19T07:22:17Z")
BOOOOO! why must you cut up on the meche’s!!!
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### Author:  [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/11 "2006-04-19T07:27:45Z")
Well because sometimes Engineers need a swift kick in the ass by chicks 😛
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### Author:  [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/12 "2006-04-19T07:39:35Z")
> [@newchic](#):
>
> Cookie and Sara (Tennessee Kitchen cleaners) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
>
> A MAN walked by and asked what they were doing.
>
> We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Cookie, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
>
> The MAN took a wrench from his bag, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then HE took a tape measure from HIS pocket, took a measurement, announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
>
> Sara shook her head and laughed. "Ain’t that just like a Man? We ask for the height and he gives us the length 🌑
Fixed no “chic” is gonna make a fool outta us men, right guys?
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/13 "2006-04-19T11:46:02Z")
> [@first-bass](#):
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> Fixed no “chic” is gonna make a fool outta us men, right guys?
They got your back… {crickets, crickets}
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### Author:  [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/14 "2006-04-19T12:27:59Z")
^ ya seriously^ ha :kekegay:
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/15 "2006-04-19T15:05:22Z")
> [@first-bass](#):
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> ^ ya seriously^ ha :kekegay:
🤣 🤣 🤣
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### Author:  [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blonde-joke/181724/16 "2006-04-19T15:07:51Z")
:kekegay: