# Blood Ninja **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 13, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256 "2007-12-13T21:43:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![94Blackls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94blackls/32/7322_2.png) [@94Blackls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Blackls)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/1 "2007-12-13T21:43:33Z")
I dont know if this has ever been posted, sorry if it has im just to lazie tio seach it, but i found these and thought they were pretty funny so i decided to share [http://exdat.proboards44.com/index.cgi?board=comedy&action=print&thread=1189342359](http://exdat.proboards44.com/index.cgi?board=comedy&action=print&thread=1189342359) [http://www.intrawebnet.com/cyber\_texts/](http://www.intrawebnet.com/cyber_texts/) its basically this guy that starts cyber sex convo’s with people then starts sayin funny crazy weirdo stuff ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/2 "2007-12-13T22:07:59Z")
Oh my god the pirate thing was hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/3 "2007-12-13T22:10:39Z")
i haven’t read anything as i know it’s a repost since it’s been around since the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/4 "2007-12-13T22:56:30Z")
Pre-internet this is AOL at it’s peak. Battleship ass FTL. The other ones in there are pretty awesome as well. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/5 "2007-12-13T23:05:14Z")
> 1hOttYeVe: alright then…I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest > I.F.: I pop like 16 boners fuckin LOL! that shit is great. ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/6 "2007-12-13T23:57:30Z")
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts… Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong! Partner6: I’ve had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![LXIFLYBY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lxiflyby/32/7399_2.png) [@LXIFLYBY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LXIFLYBY)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/7 "2007-12-14T08:20:50Z")
> [@psychopjv](#): > > i haven’t read anything as i know it’s a repost since it’s been around since the internet. 👏 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blood-ninja/40256/8 "2007-12-14T08:37:48Z")
these are old as hell, but this one always makes me lol > Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. > Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. > Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. > Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. > Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. > Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. > Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. > Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O’ Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. > Sarah19fca: you like that? > Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. > Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? > Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. > Sarah19fca: Peanuts? > Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. > Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? > Bloodninja: I’m spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. > Sarah19fca: This is stupid. > Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. > Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? > Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. > Sarah19fca: /ignore > Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. > Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.