# Bloody hell... **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 20, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093 "2006-04-20T10:11:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/1 "2006-04-20T10:11:55Z")
…I Just dropped some mayonaise on my shirt while having lunch at my desk :run: I’m pretty sure it was mayonaise and not some projectile semen. :noes: ---
**Author:** ![snowboard\_240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/snowboard_240sx/32/5519_2.png) [@snowboard\_240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowboard_240sx)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/2 "2006-04-20T10:13:24Z")
officially the most useless thread of the month :lol: 8) :shock: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/3 "2006-04-20T10:17:02Z")
yay, nothing like beating your shit at work ---
**Author:** ![Terrible\_1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/terrible_1/32/5562_2.png) [@Terrible\_1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Terrible_1)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/4 "2006-04-20T10:24:06Z")
may be useless but still very funny, i don’t suggest tasting it to make sure what it is ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/5 "2006-04-20T10:27:19Z")
Strangely enough, the mayo dropped on my right breast. I looked down and just licked it off. That got me hard in an instant. Now I can’t concentrate. ---
**Author:** ![snowboard\_240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/snowboard_240sx/32/5519_2.png) [@snowboard\_240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowboard_240sx)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/6 "2006-04-20T10:38:22Z")
man if u cant concentrate just jack it till u explode, take a half hour nap, then get back to work and u will be focused by then ---
**Author:** ![GT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5e925/32.png) [@GT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GT1)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/7 "2006-04-20T11:25:58Z")
^^ clearly has done this one too many times. GT ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/8 "2006-04-20T12:07:04Z")
Kind of hard to jack off to programming code… ---
**Author:** ![syd\_mysta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/syd_mysta/32/5488_2.png) [@syd\_mysta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/syd_mysta)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/9 "2006-04-20T15:14:03Z")
Thats why you should never eat mayo. Unless you’re eating chicken or fish. And I’m sure some nut job thinks programming code is the sexiest most kinky thing. ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/10 "2006-04-20T21:17:55Z")
mayo is nasty. I’d have to throw the shirt out. ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/11 "2006-04-20T21:19:21Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > mayo is nasty. > I’d have to throw the shirt out. Not exactly an Arrow brand shirt from The Bay :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/12 "2006-04-20T21:26:32Z")
> [@Gonad](#): > > [quote=Original Nutta]mayo is nasty. > I’d have to throw the shirt out. Not exactly an Arrow brand shirt from The Bay :hsugh:[/quote]whats The Bay? ---
**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloody-hell/95093/13 "2006-04-21T12:57:43Z")
Brown guys eat mayo?