# BMW owners? Anyone have this issue? (Humor inside) **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [April 30, 2012, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633 "2012-04-30T11:04:37Z") **Posts on this page:** 10 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/1 "2012-04-30T11:04:37Z")
[http://www.wzzm13.com/news/article/210905/14/Man-sues-BMW-for-persistent-erection](http://www.wzzm13.com/news/article/210905/14/Man-sues-BMW-for-persistent-erection) (USA TODAY) - A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a “ridge-like” seat gave him “a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)” that’s lasted 20 months and counting. While there have been concerns about narrow “banana” bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area – for men and women – this is the first report we’ve seen of way too much. The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito. The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride – and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem. The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.” According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and “general damage.” ---
### Author: ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/2 "2012-04-30T11:31:26Z")
a 20 month boner and he’s mad? ---
### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/3 "2012-04-30T11:42:33Z")
“…gave him “a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)” that’s lasted 20 months and counting.” “now is unable to engage in sexual activity” He is doing it wrong. ---
### Author: ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/4 "2012-04-30T13:11:18Z")
LOL this is too funny. Pic of him in court taking the oath with a boner. lol ---
### Author: ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/5 "2012-04-30T13:14:15Z")
That’s a long time to have to tuck it in your waist band. ---
### Author: ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/6 "2012-04-30T13:37:04Z")
![http://eddyfication.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/burgundy.jpg?w=660](http://eddyfication.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/burgundy.jpg?w=660) ---
### Author: ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/7 "2012-04-30T18:40:30Z")
i think i read another article that said he was 54… he should be thrilled that he has a boner. BONER JAMZZZZZ ---
### Author: ![\_kris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/858c86/32.png) [@\_kris](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_kris) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/8 "2012-04-30T22:04:53Z")
So he gets hard for a BMW and not for females… Hmmm, not sure if serious… ---
### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe) #### Post date: [April 30, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/9 "2012-04-30T22:11:49Z")
Hope he doesn’t sleep on his stomach…unless he carved out a hole for it in the mattress. ---
### Author: ![Hortanica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Hortanica](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hortanica) #### Post date: [May 1, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-owners-anyone-have-this-issue-humor-inside/222633/10 "2012-05-01T01:49:32Z")
thats weird…when i read the title, i was gonna try and make a joke about bmw owners having dick issues…now they’re blaming them on bmw?