# Boss sank my battlesh\*t

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**Created:** [November 4, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boss-sank-my-battlesh-t/75718 "2009-11-04T16:01:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![thatguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e5b9ba/32.png) [@thatguy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thatguy)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boss-sank-my-battlesh-t/75718/1 "2009-11-04T16:01:57Z")

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soo we are having employee appreciation here today at work and for lunch my boss had La Mesa delivered to us as a thank you. We all eat and get fat from burritos, tacos, etc. About 15 min. ago I go and find myself a nice stall in the office bathroom. I sit down grab one of our magazines to occupy my mind. The bathroom door opens and someone sits down in the stall next to me. I dont think much of it. A minute goes by and i let one rip. A thunderous cackle of butt-cheek flap resonates through the bathroom and my turd is delivered to its watery grave. I chuckle at the humor in the situation. No more than five seconds later I am startled half off my toilet seat by what can only be described as a thunderclap from the heavens. The whole bathroom shutters and vibrates from shear terror and disbelief. The silence resonates for about 3 more seconds before my boss says, “I sunk your battle\*\*\*\*\*!” and we both burst out into laughter.

My boss is 6 months older than me