# Boy beat by whole family. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 15, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765 "2008-12-15T12:19:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/1 "2008-12-15T12:19:34Z")
Detroit, MI. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/2 "2008-12-15T12:21:38Z")
I’m pretty sure this is so old that the pilgrims told it at the first thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/3 "2008-12-15T12:21:48Z")
:lol: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/4 "2008-12-15T12:22:46Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/5 "2008-12-15T12:23:07Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > I’m pretty sure this is so old that the pilgrims told it at the first thanksgiving. Impossible there was not an NFL back then. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/6 "2008-12-15T12:23:53Z")
Buffalo, N.Y. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/7 "2008-12-15T12:26:41Z")
i’ve never heard that. but i laughed. ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/8 "2008-12-15T12:34:56Z")
> [@Clean Baldy](#): > > Buffalo, N.Y. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a > County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who > should have custody of him. > The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially > awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation > requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The > boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than > his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. > > When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy > cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of > the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way > of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy > to propose who should have custody of him. > > After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child > welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. haha I was going to do this but i figured i would just keep it how it was lol ---
**Author:** ![therocketman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@therocketman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/therocketman)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/9 "2008-12-15T15:09:19Z")
> [@Clean Baldy](#): > > Buffalo, N.Y. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a > County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who > should have custody of him. > The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially > awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation > requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The > boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than > his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. > > When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy > cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of > the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way > of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy > to propose who should have custody of him. > > After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child > welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. AMEN ---
**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/10 "2008-12-15T15:23:58Z")
Old shit ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/11 "2008-12-15T16:04:40Z")
I lawld ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/12 "2008-12-16T08:30:39Z")
Fuck. Definitely had me. lol :tup: ---
**Author:** ![suicide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@suicide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suicide)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/13 "2008-12-16T08:42:57Z")
never seen it before, but i laughed ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/14 "2008-12-16T08:53:14Z")
lol’ddd ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/15 "2008-12-16T08:54:14Z")
> [@suicide](#): > > never **seen** it before, but i laughed Where is Geoff? ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/16 "2008-12-16T09:02:21Z")
funny ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-beat-by-whole-family/59765/17 "2008-12-16T10:27:01Z")
hahaha