# Boy oh Boy, i just had the best weekend ever. v.beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 3, 2006, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105 "2006-07-03T11:59:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/1 "2006-07-03T11:59:58Z")
Alright. My friend Andy had a graduation party in Canada, at his Crystal Beach cottage.
So, my buddies and I had been funneling 40oz’s of Steel Reserve, when we ran out of Cheese Puffs. I hoped in the turbo hatch to make a run to No Frills, to pickup the goods.
I get a couple bags of Cheese Puffs and a couple of Tiki Torches to put around the beach that evening. So, I walk out with the stuff in my arms and out of nowhere, this girl comes up, she had to be at least 65 lbs, and asks me “Do you want some girl scout cookies?”
I’m like, “Did you just call me a girl?” She says, “No, I just want to know if you wanted to buy any cookies?” Then, her little friend comes up and says, “Yeah, we have Thin Mints and Peanut Butter Patties.” So I grab her and say, “Nobody calls me Patty” and push her to the ground. I dropped my bags except for one Tiki torch and began to club the first girl like a baby seal. One of the cart boyz sees this and is all like “Ohnoes!” ( :ohnoes: ) and runs in to join. He tries to roll over me with a cart but I went “Bwooce Wee” style on him and popped him with a McGilly Cuttie that laid him out cold. Then the girl I pushed to the ground is all cryin and stuff so I picked up the Tiki torch and threw it like a harpoon thru her shoulder.
Then, I noticed they had a table with what looked like some sort of snacks, so I loaded those up in my bag, urinated on them both, and took off.
I think they learned a valuable lesson today.
I took this picture with my 8MP camera, so I hope it works for the 56k guys.
Then, I went home and punched myself just to prove I don’t take shit from ANYONE!
Tom Kleeman was there to witness it all.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/2 "2006-07-03T12:01:28Z")
haha, what?
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/3 "2006-07-03T12:02:06Z")
AHHAHAHAHA ur such an idiot
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/4 "2006-07-03T12:02:52Z")
hhahahahhaha wtf??
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/5 "2006-07-03T12:12:22Z")
that was very entertaining
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/6 "2006-07-03T12:12:58Z")
your frucked
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/7 "2006-07-03T12:13:53Z")
Whatever the fuck that was it just made me lol
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/8 "2006-07-03T12:15:10Z")
tickle-men was there?
well shit man :tup:
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### Author:  [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/9 "2006-07-03T12:17:38Z")
unreal.
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### Author:  [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/10 "2006-07-03T12:42:11Z")
Didn’t we have a rule about drunken posting? 😛
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### Author:  [@HYPEville](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYPEville)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/11 "2006-07-03T12:45:46Z")
lol, you’re crazyyyy mannn.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/12 "2006-07-03T12:48:03Z")
> [@Itagaki](#):
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> Didn’t we have a rule about drunken posting? 😛
hahahahahhaha.
i am farrrr from drunk still.
im at the point, where i almost puked, cleaning up beer cans this morning.
and if i was still drunk, i’d still have 6 outta my 10 fingers in that 15 year old i had in my passenger seat.
it was pretty awesome, until i decided to smell them…needless to say, my two pinky (ass) fingers, smelled better than the vag fingers…i came to the conclusion…she hasn’t douched in atleast 6 months.
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### Author:  [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/13 "2006-07-03T12:52:05Z")
wow hardcore
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/14 "2006-07-03T12:54:24Z")
doing chicks in the ass \> \*
i am soooo over vaginal sex.
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### Author:  [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/15 "2006-07-03T13:01:44Z")
Yeah, I must say, it was quite an experience.
This scout came at me with her pimp cane, and I was ready to fuck cause my suit was so tight. She tried to zap me, but little did she know who I was…
So I pimp smacked her and ate her suit.
> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> tickle-men was there?
>
> well shit man :tup:
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/16 "2006-07-03T13:03:55Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> doing chicks in the ass \> \*
>
> i am soooo over vaginal sex.
There is a new sig for someone.:gotme: :biglaugh:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/17 "2006-07-03T13:08:24Z")
i prefer “technical” virgins.
they only take it in the ass, so their hymen doesn’t rip, and they can still look their parents in the eyes and tell them “i’m a virgin”.
i may not have taken a lot of viriginities, but i do hang out with a lot of “technicals”
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### Author:  [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/18 "2006-07-03T13:17:39Z")
Ahh, “technical”. The second greatest world in the English language, next to “default”.
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### Author:  [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/19 "2006-07-03T13:31:30Z")
hahahahah
umm wow.
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boy-oh-boy-i-just-had-the-best-weekend-ever-v-beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts/14105/20 "2006-07-03T13:35:49Z")
wtf:bloated:
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