# Breaking News! George W. Bush! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 28, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346 "2005-09-28T21:26:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/1 "2005-09-28T21:26:39Z")
Recently, it’s been reported, George Bush does not like to hear bad news. So, it was with a sense of dread that an official aide informed him that 3 Brazilian soldiers had just been killed in Iraq. The aide was prepared to have the president yell at him, but that is not what happened. Instead, Bush looked at the aide, totally stunned, then slumped down in his chair, with his head in his hands, sobbing uncontrollably. Finally, Bush said: “That’s the most horrible thing I’ve ever heard!” The aide had never seen President Bush react this extreme way. Not after 9/11. Not after hurricane Katrina. Not even after he fell off his bike! Puzzled, but not wanting to seem callous, the aide remained politely silent. Finally, Bush composed himself enough to ask just one troubled question: “Exactly how many IS a Brazilian?” ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/2 "2005-09-28T21:26:50Z")
🤣 Bush is stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/3 "2005-09-28T21:31:59Z")
1.25 /10 heard the joke on here before ---
**Author:** ![grindpunk16](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9f8e36/32.png) [@grindpunk16](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grindpunk16)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/4 "2005-09-28T21:38:19Z")
that is funny never heard that. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/5 "2005-09-28T22:08:52Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > > 1.25 /10 > > heard the joke on here before perhaps you just think you heard it before because you’re in a marijuana induced haze? ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/6 "2005-09-28T22:28:06Z")
tee hee ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/7 "2005-09-28T22:38:26Z")
didnt even read anything that was posted in this thread and i know both darkstar and shalerpunk are jerkin each other off via webcam while posting this thread. ds\> oooh mike badarick (or however you spell it, no one cares anyway) sp\> oooh spank my suzuki sp\> harder harder ds\> i dont think you have the horsepower sp\> ill try to deliver the pizzas faster ds\> _smack_ thats right bitch sp\> yes masta douche bags… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/8 "2005-09-28T22:59:41Z")
holy shit how did you hack into my AIM account! :scared: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/9 "2005-09-28T23:25:41Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > holy shit how did you hack into my AIM account! :scared: he likes to watch… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breaking-news-george-w-bush/177346/10 "2005-09-28T23:35:27Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > he likes to watch… thats gayer than your cock in my ass while we watch Hannity and Colmes.