# Bringing back the movie quote thread............
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 30, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615 "2006-08-30T20:51:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/1 "2006-08-30T20:51:44Z")
For those nobs who don,t know as of yet…u say a phrase out of a movie and we try to guess it,as u get em right spit em out…not hard for u genius’s out there:bigok:
Crab…who put that crab there?
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### Author:  [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/2 "2006-08-30T21:02:07Z")
> [@Drifting?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drifting/24037/5):
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> For those nobs who don,t know as of yet…u say a phrase out of a movie and we try to guess it,as u get em right spit em out…not hard for u genius’s out there:bigok:
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> Crab…who put that crab there?
Darkstar? :kekegay:
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### Author:  [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/3 "2006-08-30T21:05:48Z")
🤣 …NO
> [@FS:00 Yamaha Blaster](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-00-yamaha-blaster/23995/24):
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> Darkstar? :kekegay:
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### Author:  [@yelo69](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yelo69)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/4 "2006-08-31T16:54:57Z")
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum!!!
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/5 "2006-08-31T16:56:41Z")
THEY LIVE ^
People think it’s all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn’t do it. After all, we’re not fucking stupid. At least, we’re not that fucking stupid. Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you’re still nowhere near it. When you’re on junk you have only one worry: scoring. When you’re off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money: can’t get pished. Got money: drinking too much. Can’t get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don’t matter when you’ve got a sincere and truthful junk habit.
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### Author:  [@SSsuperchargedE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSsuperchargedE)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/6 "2006-08-31T17:35:41Z")
trainspotting?
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### Author:  [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/7 "2006-08-31T17:40:16Z")
> [@Drifting?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drifting/24037/5):
>
> For those nobs who don,t know as of yet…u say a phrase out of a movie and we try to guess it,as u get em right spit em out…not hard for u genius’s out there:bigok:
>
> Crab…who put that crab there?
“i didnt’ see no crabs sir”
“of course there were crabs there were 2 of em…they always work in pairs”
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/8 "2006-08-31T19:06:32Z")
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
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### Author:  [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/9 "2006-08-31T19:09:40Z")
oh come on that’s WAAAAY easy…that’s like putting up: Hell, I was born here, an’ I was raished here, an’ dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/10 "2006-08-31T19:12:07Z")
“Listen to me Hillary. I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.”
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/11 "2006-08-31T19:14:43Z")
sadly enough me and kurt could keep this thread alive for the next 10yrs
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### Author:  [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/12 "2006-08-31T19:15:14Z")
“Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Save the film, strike the broad and kill the babies.”
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/13 "2006-08-31T19:15:50Z")
“Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from watch “The Wide World of Sports.” So you tell me… Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?”
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### Author:  [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/14 "2006-08-31T19:18:37Z")
"Hey, I’m not the smartest guy in the world, but I’m certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I’ve read books like “The Unbearable Lightness of Being” and “Love in the Time of Cholera”, and I think I’ve understood them. They’re about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash’s autobiography “Cash” by Johnny Cash. "
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/15 "2006-08-31T19:21:43Z")
“Salsa shark. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark’s in the salsa”
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### Author:  [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/16 "2006-08-31T19:23:19Z")
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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### Author:  [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/17 "2006-08-31T19:25:30Z")
Nick, I’ve tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. embassador. It’s no use, I just can’t bring my wife to orgasm.
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/18 "2006-08-31T19:26:50Z")
“No we’re not them. We’re somebody else. The men you’re looking for are our identical twin brothers, and you’ll never see us together, 'cause we love the same women!”
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### Author:  [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/19 "2006-08-31T19:30:03Z")
You know I had a feeling that when we parted ways. We would somehow wind up back together again. I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did. Otherwise, you’d be lifting up your schnutz to tie you shoes. I’m sorry. That’s terrible. Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn’t kill you?
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bringing-back-the-movie-quote-thread/184615/20 "2006-08-31T19:32:23Z")
“Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin’ monkey temples, and that’s just for starters, right? Fine! I’m back! I’m ready, goddammit let me at 'em!”
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