# BROAT

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broat/16293>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 22, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broat/16293 "2006-08-22T08:14:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broat/16293/1 "2006-08-22T08:14:48Z")

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so… I got to take my morning shower blah blah blah i get out and ready to dry off… i grab my towel something falls out of it… don’t think to much of it… and start drying off. what ever just was in my towel starts moving now so i look…

IT WAS A MOTHER FUCKING BROWN RECLUSE ON MY MOTHER FUCKING TOWEL!!!

so after inspecting the towel, checking every last piece of the towel, I dry off and now i’m deathLY afraid of room… those mother fuckers are N to the ASTY!

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broat/16293/2 "2006-08-22T08:18:53Z")

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I heard they crawl into your mouth when you sleep with it open.  
Nice warm and damp area for them to hang out in.

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**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broat/16293/3 "2006-08-22T08:19:22Z")

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:needpic: Afterall, we must identify the little bastard…

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broat/16293/4 "2006-08-22T08:19:41Z")

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yea my towel was slightly damp thats why I assumed it would go there

yea word after getting dressed i went back into the bathroom to find it and its underneath the cabinet… there is a little hole i’d have to rip apart my bathroom to get to it… if i see it again i’ll surely take a picture though

edit: ![http://www.utopiasilver.com/images/testimonialimages/brown_recluse_spider_clip_image002.jpg](http://www.utopiasilver.com/images/testimonialimages/brown_recluse_spider_clip_image002.jpg)

looked exactly like that… jsut the legs were shorter so i assume its a young one… meaning mother is somewhere?!@?#!?@#!?@!@!@?!?#@!?