# Broken Dick?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 18, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781 "2012-12-18T14:55:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/1 "2012-12-18T14:55:15Z")
> **[MMA fighter Ray Elbe suffered broken penis during sex](http://larrybrownsports.com/mma/fighter-ray-elbe-broken-penis/166466)** > > MMA is a pretty dangerous combat sport that can lead to some serious injuries. Who would figure that the most gruesome injury one fighter suffered actually happened out of the cage? > > Ray Elbe, who competed on Season 9 of "The Ultimate Fighter,"... ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/2 "2012-12-18T15:31:54Z")
Happend to my friend mike. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/3 "2012-12-18T15:54:37Z")
It happens , I bruised my joint before lol . I was hammering this whore in her ass and I guess I went to deep and she wiggled a little causing my joint to exit her starfish hole as I was Still hammering away I slammed my helmet into her ass cheak causing my joint to bend badly , once that happened I felt the worse pain I ever have down there and stopped imediatly my shaft started swelling “kinda cool but painful” well all night my shit was sore as hell and swollen . I went to e/r in the a.m cause my shit was as fat as a tuna can . Doc said I bruised some membrane and he gave me some pill to take so that dick wouldn’t get hard till the bruising was gone etc . So after a weak of being limp I had a followup and I was still worried cause it devoliped a curve that it never did have " and still does ;)" I was givin a clean bill of health and told to not be so vigorous during intercourse lol . ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/4 "2012-12-18T16:03:17Z")
ok way to much information john. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/5 "2012-12-18T16:04:28Z")
It is what it is man lol ---
**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/6 "2012-12-18T16:16:51Z")
Hahahahaha leave it to John to go into nasty details ---
**Author:** ![yota](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@yota](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yota)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/7 "2012-12-18T16:16:56Z")
FUCK. Still cringing… This has to be in my top 5 fears and something I’ve had more than one close call with. Bitches get crazy on top some time and shit slips out… ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/8 "2012-12-18T16:45:09Z")
> [@A white C6 for 30K?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-white-c6-for-30k/51287/69): > > ok way to much information john. 🤣rofl:rofl agreed ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/9 "2012-12-18T17:00:38Z")
You could have stopped reading at any time. I have a boner. ---
**Author:** ![ds50r](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ds50r/32/3491_2.png) [@ds50r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ds50r)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/10 "2012-12-18T18:08:59Z")
Omg I can’t stop laughing that was awesome John! Hahahahaha now I’ve got the up and in! Hahaha developed a curve hahahhahaha ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/11 "2012-12-18T18:12:46Z")
> [@What do you do if your guy friend is going country?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-if-your-guy-friend-is-going-country/51298/18): > > It happens , I bruised my joint before lol . I was hammering this whore in her ass and I guess I went to deep and she wiggled a little causing my joint to exit her starfish hole as I was Still hammering away I slammed my helmet into her ass cheak causing my joint to bend badly , once that happened I felt the worse pain I ever have down there and stopped imediatly my shaft started swelling “kinda cool but painful” well all night my shit was sore as hell and swollen . I went to e/r in the a.m cause my shit was as fat as a tuna can . Doc said I bruised some membrane and he gave me some pill to take so that dick wouldn’t get hard till the bruising was gone etc . So after a weak of being limp I had a followup and I was still worried cause it devoliped a curve that it never did have " and still does ;)" I was givin a clean bill of health and told to not be so vigorous during intercourse lol . plus repped…also have a hard-on ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/12 "2012-12-18T18:22:15Z")
ive bruised mine before doing this. shit sucks hardcore. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/13 "2012-12-18T18:41:20Z")
I call bullshit on everyone in this thread. Bunch of no booty getting chumps in this thread. Over and out. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/14 "2012-12-18T20:06:38Z")
pics or gtfo ---
**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/15 "2012-12-18T20:20:53Z")
look at my house remodeling thread. ---
**Author:** ![pitman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4da419/32.png) [@pitman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pitman)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/16 "2012-12-21T12:07:35Z")
> [@What do you do if your guy friend is going country?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-if-your-guy-friend-is-going-country/51298/18): > > It happens , I bruised my joint before lol . I was hammering this whore in her ass and I guess I went to deep and she wiggled a little causing my joint to exit her starfish hole as I was Still hammering away I slammed my helmet into her ass cheak causing my joint to bend badly , once that happened I felt the worse pain I ever have down there and stopped imediatly my shaft started swelling “kinda cool but painful” well all night my shit was sore as hell and swollen . I went to e/r in the a.m cause my shit was as fat as a tuna can . Doc said I bruised some membrane and he gave me some pill to take so that dick wouldn’t get hard till the bruising was gone etc . So after a weak of being limp I had a followup and I was still worried cause it devoliped a curve that it never did have " and still does ;)" I was givin a clean bill of health and told to not be so vigorous during intercourse lol . lmao note to self do not hammer a whore in her ass too deep. esp if she wiggles ---
**Author:** ![yota](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@yota](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yota)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broken-dick/265781/17 "2012-12-21T12:40:17Z")
Too deep ain’t the problem, it’s when you go for the long strokes and pop out that shit gets scary… Tap dat talk