# Bruised cock:( **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 23, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724 "2009-04-23T21:14:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/1 "2009-04-23T21:14:45Z")
Was having secks last night, and the bitch bent my cock off to a 90 for a second when she came down wrong. 1" diameter bruise now…:eek ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/2 "2009-04-23T21:15:34Z")
Been there before. That shit hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/3 "2009-04-23T23:42:07Z")
dont pop out, wont have that problem ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/4 "2009-04-24T01:03:59Z")
> [@San Diego.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/san-diego/17417/15): > > Was having secks last night, and the bitch bent my cock off to a 90 for a second when she came down wrong. 1" diameter bruise now…:eek damn, so you have a bruise that covers your whole dick? ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/5 "2009-04-24T01:19:58Z")
> [@F.S 1995 Eagle Talon TSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-1995-eagle-talon-tsi/17419/3): > > damn, so you have a bruise that covers your whole dick? So you got the email with the picture that you requested? Nice! ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/6 "2009-04-24T01:38:05Z")
> [@TurboTravis"](#): > > So you got the email with the picture that you requested? Nice! yeah I got it, you know I would never believe your dick was that small without a photo. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/7 "2009-04-24T01:39:14Z")
> [@Hi.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi/17422/3): > > yeah I got it, you know I would never believe your dick was that small without a photo. Thats how i trick the chicz. Make them feel sorry for me, and I still get to cum. I stopped caring about their feelings years ago:thumbup ---
**Author:** ![KingDustin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingdustin/32/6333_2.png) [@KingDustin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KingDustin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/8 "2009-04-24T04:46:22Z")
dude good thing you didnt break that fucker…and yes you can break your dick my old football coach did it when he was younger and he told my friend it was the WORSE surgery EVER they stick huge neddles in your dick and cut that fucker open and shit, he said even though they numb you up you still feel them breaking and stuffing shit back in your dick ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/9 "2009-04-24T07:33:36Z")
> [@was the focus created to stop oldfolk from drivin buicks?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-the-focus-created-to-stop-oldfolk-from-drivin-buicks/17423/7): > > and I still get to cum. I stopped caring about their feelings years ago:thumbup This! I agree with this life decision ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/10 "2009-04-24T10:15:55Z")
pics or it didn’t happen. someone had to say it. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/11 "2009-04-24T13:09:51Z")
> [@Sti vs. Evo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sti-vs-evo/2824/38): > > pics or it didn’t happen. > > someone had to say it. :rofl I had to go into full myspace stalk mode but I found it: I think the story is true yo ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/12 "2009-04-30T13:37:38Z")
:eek ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/13 "2009-04-30T14:05:44Z")
That sucks man… please dont post pictures ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724/14 "2009-04-30T14:07:41Z")
> [@VISTA RC1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vista-rc1-thread/17344/11): > > I had to go into full myspace stalk mode but I found it: > > I think the story is true yo I played football with cleats that were two sizes two small the day after thanksgiving… my toe still looks like that