# Bruno **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641 "2009-07-23T18:07:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![99Blackex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99blackex/32/6396_2.png) [@99Blackex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Blackex)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/1 "2009-07-23T18:07:18Z")
So I just got back from seeing Bruno. I thought it was the worst fucking movie I ever saw. There were literally only 2 scenes that were actually funny. Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/2 "2009-07-23T19:26:35Z")
My bro went to see it and said all the funny stuff was in the previews for it, and the rest was just scenes of schlongs. Freaking nasty. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/3 "2009-07-23T19:32:50Z")
yup…thought it was going to be funny, nope. half way through the movie I was already disgusted…by far the worst movie I have ever paid to see. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/4 "2009-07-23T19:38:17Z")
> [@What non-automotive forums do you visit?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-non-automotive-forums-do-you-visit/20810/26): > > So I just got back from seeing Bruno. I thought it was the worst fucking movie I ever saw. There were literally only 2 scenes that were actually funny. > > Discuss. Totally agree with you 100% ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/5 "2009-07-23T19:46:23Z")
I figured it wasn’t gonna be funny ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/6 "2009-07-23T20:16:39Z")
agree completely, i figured it might be like borat and be hilarious but i was dead wrong ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/7 "2009-07-23T20:41:58Z")
yea it was awful, it still sold millions of tickets bc everyone liked borat which was actually good, so ya know, bruno should be good too right??? biggest disappointment this summer besides this shit weather we’ve been having ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/8 "2009-07-23T20:54:38Z")
> [@good photoshoot spots?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-photoshoot-spots/20831/4): > > yea it was awful, it still sold millions of tickets bc everyone liked borat which was actually good, so ya know, bruno should be good too right??? biggest disappointment this summer besides this shit weather we’ve been having That was like when Rockstar games immediately came out with state of emergency after grand theft auto 3 hit it big. Game was horrendous ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/9 "2009-07-23T21:02:55Z")
> [@Murrdog9000"](#): > > That was like when Rockstar games immediately came out with state of emergency after grand theft auto 3 hit it big. Game was horrendous or when ford came out with the excursion…lol (i drive and exploder so i think my crappy ford joke is funny) ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/10 "2009-07-23T21:26:07Z")
> [@What non-automotive forums do you visit?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-non-automotive-forums-do-you-visit/20810/26): > > So I just got back from seeing Bruno. I thought it was the worst fucking movie I ever saw. There were literally only 2 scenes that were actually funny. > > Discuss. Yep. Seeing his junk on a movie theater screen wasn’t good. If I knew that would be in it, I wouldn’t have watched it. So much more over the line than Borat. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/11 "2009-07-23T21:35:56Z")
> [@Congrats to dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-to-dmoffitt/20784/26): > > Yep. > > Seeing his junk on a movie theater screen wasn’t good. If I knew that would be in it, I wouldn’t have watched it. > > So much more over the line than Borat. Homophobe… what kind of heterosexual doesn’t wanna jerk off when seeing another mans cock? Seriously… wow. ---
**Author:** ![99Blackex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99blackex/32/6396_2.png) [@99Blackex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Blackex)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/12 "2009-07-24T03:26:11Z")
Atleast with borat it seemed to have a plot. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/13 "2009-07-24T05:23:46Z")
To make up for seeing a shitty movie, go see The Hangover if you haven’t already. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/14 "2009-07-24T05:47:13Z")
> [@Federal Judge Rules US Paper Money Unfair to Blind People](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/federal-judge-rules-us-paper-money-unfair-to-blind-people/20796/29): > > Homophobe… what kind of heterosexual doesn’t wanna jerk off when seeing another mans cock? Seriously… wow. I’m definitely a homophobe lol. Absolutely. ---
**Author:** ![99Blackex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99blackex/32/6396_2.png) [@99Blackex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Blackex)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/15 "2009-07-24T07:04:12Z")
Already saw the hangover. That was good but wasn’t as funny has I thought it would be. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/16 "2009-07-24T13:00:58Z")
to all who haven’t seen it: you know the 2 or 3 “awkward” parts in borat, where you’re watching it and you’re like “okay… this is 100% gay…” even though it’s still hilarious (naked fight in hotel conference comes to mind), bruno is JUST like that except the entire movie is awkward and not remotely funny. in fact, ill tell you the only 2 funny parts of the movie. bigred knows #1 and says it in a hilarious voice so ill leave that to him #2 is when he goes to iraq or something and is trying to get kidnapped talking to a terrorist leader who refuses to kidnap him. bruno goes “how about if i make you angry? your king osama looks like a dirty wizard or a homeless santa claus” :lmao :lmao thats it. nothing else was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/17 "2009-07-24T16:49:08Z")
Nah the chick whipping him was pretty funny. Him wearing like 3 pairs of underwear to protect himself from her. Haha. Also the part where he’s trying to make his video known to the focus group when the one guys says, “I’d rather poke my eyes out with a hot iron” and the guy next to him goes (in a southern drawl), “He’ll have to borrow it from me though”. Also the cage match. Although what HE was doing was GAY. The crowds reaction was HILARIOUS. People were FROZEN in their spots. Girls looked like they wanted to cry. ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruno/245641/18 "2009-07-24T17:16:49Z")
this movie is two scenes away from being a gay porn