# Buffalo Bills FBI Investigation? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 12, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649 "2008-12-12T21:24:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/1 "2008-12-12T21:24:38Z")
FYI [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] > [@credible news source](#): > > "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this > morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery > substance on the practice field. > > Head coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and > federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI > forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the > players, was the goal line. > > Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the > team was unlikely to encounter the substance again." [/COLOR][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] **[SIZE=4][COLOR=Black]** **[/COLOR][/SIZE]** ---
**Author:** ![Team\_Havoc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/team_havoc/32/5213_2.png) [@Team\_Havoc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Team_Havoc)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/2 "2008-12-12T21:30:42Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/3 "2008-12-12T21:40:47Z")
so true. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/4 "2008-12-12T21:52:43Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/5 "2008-12-12T21:53:00Z")
☹ ---
**Author:** ![rj-92](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rj-92/32/7310_2.png) [@rj-92](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rj-92)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/6 "2008-12-12T22:05:44Z")
funny… but sad, cuz its true. ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/7 "2008-12-12T22:19:22Z")
Didn’t you hear? The Michigan Wolverines vs Ohio State Buckeyes game was cancelled because Michigan couldn’t seem to get past Toledo… :tup: Josh ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/8 "2008-12-12T22:20:54Z")
Time for a conspiracy theory! Sunday we will see that the government is behind it all and they have secretly replaced all of the players with look-alikes that will, in fact, find the white powder again. They replaced the players so that they can have more time under the radar of the media to further investigate said powder. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/9 "2008-12-12T22:22:08Z")
↑ Crazy, even more crazy was someone broke into my car last night, I had two bills tickets sitting on my dash, they broke the window and left two more. I am so fucking pissed. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/10 "2008-12-12T23:20:30Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/11 "2008-12-12T23:24:46Z")
> [@JDMSIR](#): > > ↑ Crazy, even more crazy was someone broke into my car last night, I had two bills tickets sitting on my dash, they broke the window and left two more. I am so fucking pissed. haha. Nice addition. Great thread. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/12 "2008-12-12T23:32:48Z")
:lol: btw i saw that informercial for that shamwoo or w/e its called, fuckin dumbest thing ever i wanted to punch the guy the whole time i watched it, but i couldnt stop because the towel was so amazing omg! the carpet w/ coke thing was crazy! ---
**Author:** ![jimbo13kaz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimbo13kaz/32/5117_2.png) [@jimbo13kaz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jimbo13kaz)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/13 "2008-12-12T23:48:04Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > i couldnt stop because the towel was so amazing omg! the carpet w/ coke thing was crazy! my brother bought this thing, its not that great, we tested it and like a whole one will barely soak up a drinking glass full, i was kinda pissed :meh2:… haha ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/14 "2008-12-12T23:54:11Z")
BUT ITS MADE IN GERMANY! SO IT MUST BE GREAT! i lol’ed when i heard that ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-bills-fbi-investigation/59649/15 "2008-12-13T05:31:22Z")
The New York Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo. For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Buffalo Bills Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ!” Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado? A. To RW Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do the Bills and a possum have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road