# Buick \>Monte Carlo **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [March 14, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896 "2007-03-14T21:33:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/1 "2007-03-14T21:33:35Z")
A kid i work with has a brand new 06 Monte Carlo with a 3.5 liter V6. Daddy bought it for him for graduation. Came into work one day claiming it does 0-60 in 5.6 seconds. I laughed and he asked why. I told him. Not even the Monte Carlo SS can do that time and you have a little V6, nice try buddy. He says. yea well what you got, ill race you. i reply with, My 15 year old Buick with 140,000 miles one mismatched door will destroy your Monte. So after work since we both closed we agreed to race. Line up at red light on XXX heading XXX he shifts his car into neutral and gives his 3.5 some revs. I keep the ol’ buick in drive and hold the brake and push the accel to about 2500 rpms, a little brake torquing that he didnt know how to do. Light turns, I release the brake and floor the gas, my snow tires spin half way through first and hook up. His Monte barely Chirps and he gets 1/4 on me from me spinning. I release the throttle just a tad to ease into 2nd and start reeling, get my 1/4 back and start putting lengths on the kid. Shut down at 70 to not attract to much attention. He comes up at the next light, what do you have done to that thing, you got Nawwsss. Lets race again. I simply say, that I will always beat him stock for stock and that another race is pointless unless he wants to do highway rolls which he didnt. So while this is boring as hell for most you people with real cars. For me, its a win, against a douchebag who thought he was fast. I \<3 my buick ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/2 "2007-03-14T22:12:58Z")
OOOO WAH AH AHH! ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/3 "2007-03-14T22:43:37Z")
At least it wasn’t a seal beating, or was it. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![13005TEDGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/edb3f5/32.png) [@13005TEDGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/13005TEDGP)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/4 "2007-03-14T22:51:55Z")
monte carlo drivers = the new “typical” mustang driver. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/5 "2007-03-15T06:00:16Z")
I dont have enough horspower to constitute a baby seal beating, but considering the circumstances, it was still pretty good ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/6 "2007-03-15T08:37:14Z")
[quote=“The\_Russian”"] he shifts his car into neutral…I keep the ol’ buick in drive [/quote] Woo Woo!!! Haha sorry had to. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/7 "2007-03-15T08:37:54Z")
2006 LT: 211hp/214tq That’s piss poor. I’ve been in my mother’s '97 LeSabre and have owned a couple people on the road. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/8 "2007-03-15T09:02:07Z")
Heh, 2006 LT weighs 3400 pounds too. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/9 "2007-03-15T13:04:35Z")
and my buick is 3600 without my subs and other junk ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/10 "2007-03-15T13:16:17Z")
![http://smiliesftw.com/x/ioi2.gif](http://smiliesftw.com/x/ioi2.gif) ---
**Author:** ![jimmyfloyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmyfloyd/32/3077_2.png) [@jimmyfloyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jimmyfloyd)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/11 "2007-03-16T18:35:21Z")
Nice. Now you just need a supercharger on it. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/12 "2007-03-16T18:43:54Z")
oh dear ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/13 "2007-03-16T18:47:36Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/dgnr8_theman/1157347726366.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/dgnr8_theman/1157347726366.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/14 "2007-03-16T19:03:45Z")
^ It’s HUGE Buffalo, It’s HUUUUUUGGE-AH. ^ ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/15 "2007-03-17T00:21:31Z")
**SIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ** ---
**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/16 "2007-03-17T07:53:22Z")
I love the guys who buy a monte carlo, then put tons of nascar shit all over it. Sponsor stickers and shit. How fucking loser can you be? Seriously, aren’t you embarassed to drive that thing anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2007, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buick-monte-carlo/25896/17 "2007-03-17T08:13:40Z")
[quote=“JustinH,post:16,topic:25896"”] I love the guys who buy a monte carlo, then put tons of nascar shit all over it. Sponsor stickers and shit. How fucking loser can you be? Seriously, aren’t you embarassed to drive that thing anywhere. [/quote] i’d be more embarassed to make a thread about beating said monte in a race.