# Bush is at it again

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**Created:** [October 4, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bush-is-at-it-again/3031 "2005-10-04T11:49:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bush-is-at-it-again/3031/11 "2005-10-05T06:47:47Z")

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president Bush has declaired a state of emergency in areas infected with the “Bird Flu”. The president believes this flu may be the WMD he has suspected the birds have been harboring for more than 20 years. In a press conference earlier today the president said

“birds…birds…wmds…9/11…saddam…Bin Laden…9/11…bird flue…wmd…oil oil oil…helluva job brownie…helluvajob”

the presidents head then exploded revealing that, as expected by crazy liberal consipracy theorists, the president is a crazed killer conservative robot.

-Cheater-

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