# "But officer, I never even left my bar stool"
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 30, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354 "2009-03-30T16:59:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author:  [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354/1 "2009-03-30T16:59:24Z")
**NEWARK, Ohio –** Most people arrested for driving under the influence are behind the wheel of a car, but Newark, Ohio, police said they cited one man on charges of riding a motorized barstool.[[RIGHT] [/RIGHT]
](http://www.wlwt.com/news/19046739/detail.html#)
Officers said a 28-year-old man, whom they did not identify, crashed the bar stool on a public street. Officers determined the man was under the influence of alcohol and cited him with OVI.The incident occurred on March 4. Officers released the information in order to remind citizens that operating any type of machinery after consuming alcohol is against the law.
[http://www.wlwt.com/news/19046739/detail.html#](http://www.wlwt.com/news/19046739/detail.html#)
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### Author:  [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354/2 "2009-03-30T17:07:16Z")
LOL.
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### Author:  [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354/3 "2009-03-30T17:20:18Z")
hes a pretty innovative guy unless he bought that bar stool which would just makes him an everyday drunk
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### Author:  [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354/4 "2009-03-30T17:26:26Z")
Dude that shit even has a wheelie-bar lol.
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354/5 "2009-03-30T17:27:43Z")
that’s fuckin BADASS
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354/6 "2009-03-30T19:10:59Z")
That’s pretty funny.
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### Author:  [@FASTMOFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FASTMOFO)
#### Post date: [March 30, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/but-officer-i-never-even-left-my-bar-stool/65354/7 "2009-03-30T20:11:13Z")
[http://rochester.craigslist.org/rvs/1092288263.html](http://rochester.craigslist.org/rvs/1092288263.html)
