# Buy this T-shirt

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 27, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349 "2009-05-27T07:33:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/1 "2009-05-27T07:33:39Z")

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Or just check out the reviews…

> **[Amazon.com: Online Shopping for Electronics, Apparel, Computers, Books, DVDs & more](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp)**

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### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/2 "2009-05-27T07:37:40Z")

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Seriously Howie?:mamoru:

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/3 "2009-05-27T07:37:49Z")

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### Author: ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/4 "2009-05-27T07:37:50Z")

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![http://pbskids.org/sprout_games/coloring/sesame/sesamestreet_coloring_p_oscar.gif](http://pbskids.org/sprout_games/coloring/sesame/sesamestreet_coloring_p_oscar.gif)

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### Author: ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/5 "2009-05-27T07:42:34Z")

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"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women  
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."

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### Author: ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/6 "2009-05-27T07:59:51Z")

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Title: Repost king

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### Author: ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/7 "2009-05-27T08:11:59Z")

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> Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

and “see all 749 customer reviews”

LOL

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/8 "2009-05-27T08:21:37Z")

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Worst. Repost. Ever.

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### Author: ![Helios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/858c86/32.png) [@Helios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helios)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/9 "2009-05-27T08:40:25Z")

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Have to love the customers who looked at this also looked at:

[http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd\_sbs\_a\_2/186-6163002-2447667](http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_a_2/186-6163002-2447667)

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### Author: ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buy-this-t-shirt/68349/10 "2009-05-27T08:41:26Z")

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[http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70873](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70873)

lols
