# Cages, androids, callouts and puppies? Go on... \[split\]

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**Created:** [October 12, 2011, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cages-androids-callouts-and-puppies-go-on-split/260850 "2011-10-12T09:05:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cages-androids-callouts-and-puppies-go-on-split/260850/97 "2011-10-13T07:18:42Z")

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> [@April fools](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/april-fools/45993/3):
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> **CLIFF** Go run outside turn the video camera on. Climb on top of the windshield frame of your S2K with 5 other friends and jump up and down on it for us. That might be like 1000lbs, should more than support you guys right? If you are so confidant in the car, go prove it.
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> Also the pic of the white one, I also assume she was going 60mph or so. Double that speed, double the force, more than double the deflection on the metal once it starts to bend. \<- RED LINE Then add another 20-30 mph on top of that, \<- WHITE LINE and see what forces the car has to with stand to keep you from looking like a Goomba after Mario jumps on your head. ANNND again, that was a stuff in some dirt and grass, not 6 inches of concrete and asphault! Leaving nothing but the car to absorb the impact.
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> My little MS paint description might help. Keep in mind as the center caves, the sides fold in too, and will fold back a bit too I assume.
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> KK’s last comment. I am done with the ignorance in this thread.

Okay, so what are you trying to prove? What exact part of your debate proves me wrong? Do you even know what im debating? Should I reiterate my point?

Im going to say this one last time. I don’t give aa flying fuck if the car flies upside down from outerspace launched from the moon by a transformer and lands in your front fucking yard directly on the a pillar. That s2000 will do better than the miata. THAT’S MY ONLY ARGUMENT. s2000 has a stronger a pillar than a miata. Fuck. Again… before you respond I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT SCENARIO YOU PULL OUT YOUR ASS… IT COULD BE 2MPH OR 2000MPH… AN S2000 WILL HOLD UP BETTER THAN A MIATA.

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