# camaro laws

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [September 8, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659 "2009-09-08T15:30:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/1 "2009-09-08T15:30:17Z")

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caught these on another camaro page

1. Camaro Laws are Never wrong, they have been passed down since the First Generation of Cars and are tried and true.

2. If there is more than one of the same exact Camaro in one town, one should out look and clean the other until one gives up on being the better looking car.

3. When choosing a type of Camaro remember.  
The Z-28 is for the Racers  
The SS is for the Tire Burners  
The RS is for The Cruisers.

4. No Camaro should go more than 7 days without  
being washed, More than a weeks worth of filth  
can hurt the car. Law is Void if Your’s is in the  
Car show on Sunday.

5. If a Camaro is going to be in the Sunday Car Show  
it must be washed & cleaned everyday beginning on the Monday before.

6. No Camaro can be Loved, it can be Respected & Admired, It is not a living person therefore it cannot be Loved.

7. No Camaro shall park behind a Mustang, it can park along side, or in front, but NEVER behind.

8. Camaro Owners should never outcast their F-Body Cousins, The Trans-Am Guys.

9. 3rd, 4th, and now 5th Generation Camaro Owners must own a Def Leppard CD Which is to be blasted on hot days with the  
Windows down, or the T-Tops out.

10. Every Camaro Owner is to always show respect to their brothers if they meet on the highway by either waving or giving a thumbs up, Two thumbs are to be given if their car is a 67-69.

11. As Camaro Owners we all have the right to convert Pro-Mustang guys over from the “Darkside” to become a part of The Camaro Nation. (It is possible!)

12. A Camaro shall live, breath and die to only the will of Go. It is not up to man to mediate an execution without the consensus of God.

13th Every Camaro Owner knows that Camaro’s and the Winter Season do not mix. If your like most of us who don’t own a second car, and must drive your Camaro in the winter weather you know that it’s a pain in the ass having to clean your car every day due to the Salt and Road Filth that comes with that time of year.

1. Everyone should know that the Funeral Song For Camaro’s is Blaze of Glory By Bon Jovi, It’s one of those  
songs that says it didn’t go out in vain.

2. No Camaro is EVER cute, pretty, or anything of that nature. Furthermore, Flowerprint or frog seat covers are also Forbidden.

3. If you drive your camaro into a parking lot and there is another camaro present, you must park as close to it as possible, right next to it if you can, if not you must park as close as you can. ( Every Camaro Owner feels better when they find a Camaro parked on each side of their own car.)

4. If your on the Highway, backroad,Interstate etc, and you find yourself behind a Corvette, you must follow the vette until it either stops or turns off somewhere, you are not to pass the vette, You are to respect the Chevrolet Food Chain, (cuz you sure don’t see a Cuda picking a fight with a Shark)

5. If you are driving and happen to see a Import Tuner, coming up in your rearview, you should immediatly floor it because being passed by one is the only thing worse than being passed by a Mustang

6. No one except Close Friends & Family are to work on your car, The only exception to this rule is to take it to a mechanic that has known you since birth and your dad since they were in highschool.

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/2 "2009-09-08T15:38:13Z")

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Real life neg rep.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/3 "2009-09-08T15:45:51Z")

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Wheres the part about keeping your mullet groomed?

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/4 "2009-09-08T15:48:58Z")

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> [@PJB"](#):
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> Wheres the part about keeping your mullet groomed?

Haha.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/5 "2009-09-08T15:53:48Z")

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> [@PJB"](#):
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> Wheres the part about keeping your mullet groomed?

> [@funny New York stories!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-new-york-stories/22715/3):
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> Haha.

where is the part that says you both are gonna die virgins and that is ok ?

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/6 "2009-09-08T17:26:47Z")

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> [@NYSpeed and Carlisle in 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-and-carlisle-in-2007/22513/29):
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> where is the part that says you both are gonna die virgins and that is ok ?

:lol:clap:bowdown

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/7 "2009-09-08T17:35:07Z")

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1. All F-body owners suck dick

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/8 "2009-09-08T17:36:01Z")

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> [@Anyone able to mount tires today 1/8, Amherst area](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-able-to-mount-tires-today-1-8-amherst-area/22720/3):
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> 1. All F-body owners suck dick

says the man that i was balls deep into last night:ahh

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/9 "2009-09-08T17:47:25Z")

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my brother had a z-28 and it was complete junk

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/10 "2009-09-08T17:47:25Z")

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hahaha a cuda and shark parody how nice this thing was very amusing, seriously though no laws on the mullets?

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/11 "2009-09-08T17:52:15Z")

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> [@Katie Smacking up ppl At Disney?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/katie-smacking-up-ppl-at-disney/22681/24):
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> my brother had a z-28 and it was complete junk

dont take cameo,s bad luck with his and make it all camaro,s:thumbup:ahh

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/12 "2009-09-08T17:58:53Z")

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lock 1

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/13 "2009-09-08T18:04:11Z")

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lock 2

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/14 "2009-09-08T18:34:22Z")

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lock 3

anddddd we’re done

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/15 "2009-09-08T18:46:49Z")

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fuck you assholes

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/16 "2009-09-08T18:47:49Z")

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i know right see if i help ya fucks out again

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/17 "2009-09-08T18:49:19Z")

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threads should be locked, cry about it pansyfaces.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/18 "2009-09-08T18:49:53Z")

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kramer next time i see ya its on …

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/19 "2009-09-08T18:51:15Z")

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ahhhhhhhh shit

unlock 1 😃

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**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/camaro-laws/246659/20 "2009-09-08T18:51:16Z")

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> [@this is why staying stock doesnt work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-staying-stock-doesnt-work/19978/70):
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> Real life neg rep.

:lol

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