# Can you say lawsuit?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298 "2009-03-11T11:49:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/21 "2009-03-11T13:16:38Z")

</div>

> [@Moruitelda](#):
>
> yeah, lol the holocaust is totally funny because the germans totally failed
> 
> lol holocaust
> 
> (godwin’s law)

1 rape vs. Mass Homicide

yeah, that’s a good comparison.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/22 "2009-03-11T13:19:57Z")

</div>

> [@boardjnky4](#):
>
> 1 rape vs. Mass Homicide
> 
> yeah, that’s a good comparison.

disgusting acts against innocents are unfunny regardless of scale

not saying the reporting wasn’t strange, but the article doesn’t exactly scream OMG LOL to me because, you know, some innocent chick got raped because the prison system fucked up

don’t see the humor in that

but yeah, as for your point, i reject the argument that rape is okay enough to laugh at

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/23 "2009-03-11T13:20:57Z")

</div>

jeeezz

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![blackout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@blackout](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackout)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/24 "2009-03-11T13:31:00Z")

</div>

I think if they let me go I would just try to drop off the face of the earth. Not go commit more crimes. Maybe, I think this way because I don’t have the criminal mentality…

still, rape stories don’t make me laugh… unless there’s a clown involved

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/25 "2009-03-11T13:32:54Z")

</div>

> [@khoveraki](#):
>
> This is definitely not funny.

Unless he raped a clown… then it might be.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/26 "2009-03-11T13:36:28Z")

</div>

> [@ILC](#):
>
> Unless he raped a clown… then it might be.

i lol’d

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/27 "2009-03-11T13:58:31Z")

</div>

> [@ILC](#):
>
> Unless he raped a clown… then it might be.

this is a funny rape joke, gg

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/28 "2009-03-11T17:24:57Z")

</div>

> [@ultradriver10000](#):
>
> This reminds me of that comedy central movie where the guy was sent to 2500, doesn’t have a bar code, goes to the hospital to get checked out and gets arrested. While in line he says “Man i was just in prison, i’m here to leave”
> 
> Guard… you are in the wrong line idiot…
> 
> runs to freedom lol

Idiocracy

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/29 "2009-03-11T17:44:49Z")

</div>

Moruitelda fucking blows.

Lets rape him

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/30 "2009-03-11T17:50:48Z")

</div>

> [@EvilJay](#):
>
> Moruitelda fucking blows.
> 
> Lets rape him

I see what you did there.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/31 "2009-03-11T18:48:25Z")

</div>

Lets rape him and them make jokes about it?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/32 "2009-03-11T18:51:13Z")

</div>

Dirtbag.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/33 "2009-03-11T19:51:50Z")

</div>

maybe if you guys stopped calling it rape and reffered to it as suprise sex, you might find more humor in what happened.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/34 "2009-03-11T19:53:41Z")

</div>

he prob figured he was going back anyways, might as well get a lil vag

what i said was sick. and it in no reflects on how i think lol

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![budsdubbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d2c977/32.png) [@budsdubbin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/budsdubbin)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/35 "2009-03-11T19:57:28Z")

</div>

Loving the justice/corrections system more and more these days.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/36 "2009-03-11T20:49:09Z")

</div>

> [@boardjnky4](#):
>
> rape is definitely not funny. The crime committed is not the funny part though, he could have robbed a liquor store, or shot his mother for all I care.
> 
> Seriously though, imagine you are a prisoner. You have come to terms with the fact that you are in jail for a long time. You’re cool with that now. Next day, guard comes to your cell. “You’re going free” he says. You, as a prisoner, are quite shocked. You know that you are not supposed to be let free. You act cool though, “Yeah, that’s right. I am supposed to be let free today”. You keep your cool through the whole process. They walk you out and unlock the handcuffs. Then, you run like hell. You know that at some point, they will realize that they just let a dangerous criminal back onto the streets. Then you commit a VERY serious crime. Then you are busted, and tossed right back into that same cell. You now know for sure, you are not getting out for quite some time. You’re fucked.
> 
> How can you not see the humor in that?

You made a stupid comment and now you are shoveling shit to try to dig out of it. It was stupid, leave it at that. Going on about it makes you look dumb.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/37 "2009-03-12T05:31:26Z")

</div>

> [@boardjnky4](#):
>
> Seriously though, imagine you are a prisoner. You have come to terms with the fact that you are in jail for a long time. You’re cool with that now. Next day, guard comes to your cell. “You’re going free” he says. You, as a prisoner, are quite shocked. You know that you are not supposed to be let free. You act cool though, “Yeah, that’s right. I am supposed to be let free today”. You keep your cool through the whole process. They walk you out and unlock the handcuffs. Then, you run like hell. You know that at some point, they will realize that they just let a dangerous criminal back onto the streets.

Umm… they held him for the correct amount of time for the crime that brought him to the correctional facility in the first place. For all the prisoner knew he served the proper sentence for the menacing charge.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/38 "2009-03-12T05:37:31Z")

</div>

> [@Violator](#):
>
> You made a stupid comment and now you are shoveling shit to try to dig out of it. It was stupid, leave it at that. Going on about it makes you look dumb.

dude

you’re agreeing with me

these mouthbreathers pile on any bandwagon if i disagree with something, even as stupid as defending jokes about a rape that recently took place in their community (like a local 4chan without wit or relevance)

i’m assuming it’s because i’m smarter than them and they miss the days when they could snap towels at guys like me and thereby express their latent homosexual desires while still mastering the “smart kids”

you’re not going to win, rape is funny, qed

> [@EvilJay](#):
>
> Moruitelda fucking blows.
> 
> Lets rape him

…point proven, in typically expressive form

oh shit am i going to get fun of for being edumacated again

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/39 "2009-03-12T05:48:23Z")

</div>

you know they said that this does happen often

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/40 "2009-03-12T05:49:19Z")

</div>

Sounds like a great plan…

1 Get out of prison.  
2 Find a friend to say you raped them.  
3 sue county for millions.  
4 Profit.

Sure it may cost you some prison time but…

[Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298.md?page=1)

[Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298.md?page=3)
