# Can you say lawsuit?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 11, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298 "2009-03-11T11:49:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/41 "2009-03-12T05:55:42Z")

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All the prisoners who are coming up on parole to claim they have changed are probably all like “FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK”

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/42 "2009-03-12T05:57:24Z")

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was she hot?? …

you know at least she was 18 its not like he found a 12 year old and did it to … just saying

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/43 "2009-03-12T05:59:29Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> Sounds like a great plan…
> 
> 1 Get out of prison.  
> 2 Find a friend to say you raped them.  
> 3 sue county for millions.  
> 4 Profit.
> 
> Sure it may cost you some prison time but…

I guess

But wouldn’t it be easier to stay in prison, and have a prison guard friend pretend to beat you up, and sue the county for millions?

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/44 "2009-03-12T06:00:09Z")

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> [@justa4door](#):
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> was she hot?? …
> 
> you know at least she was 18 its not like he found a 12 year old and did it to … just saying

what

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/45 "2009-03-12T06:12:04Z")

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> [@justa4door](#):
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> was she hot?? …
> 
> you know at least she was 18 its not like he found a 12 year old and did it to … just saying

So if he raped your wife it would be ok, since she’s over 18? :banghead:

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/46 "2009-03-12T06:14:49Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> So if he raped your wife it would be ok, since she’s over 18? :banghead:

yep, if you say otherwise you’re some kind of political-correctness nazi that’s stifling their creativity

please, go on making your art, you brilliant funnymen you

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/47 "2009-03-12T06:42:44Z")

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> [@Avatar](#):
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> Idiocracy

Yes ding ding ding!

Isn’t there some law on the books that we can charge the dumb ass that let this guy out with?

I mean seriously, we give a kid 3 years in jail for speeding, can’t we give a government employee who is clearly unqualified for his job jail time for knowingly letting a convicted sex offender out of jail?

If I was the family I’d sue for jail time and prosecution to the fullest extent of the law, not for money.

Fuck dumb people, this shit pisses me off.

Edit: as far as the story goes, it was funny.

Guy gets out of prison, first thing to do…??? Rape bitches!

That is funny.

The actual act of him committing the crime is not funny.

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/48 "2009-03-12T06:46:19Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> If I was the family I’d sue for jail time and prosecution to the fullest extent of the law, not for money.
> 
> Fuck dumb people, this shit pisses me off.

you can’t sue for anything you get what the court awards

lawsuits are tort law matters and people can only be imprisoned for criminal law violations

other than that your plan is feasible

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/49 "2009-03-12T07:17:46Z")

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> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> you can’t sue for anything you get what the court awards
> 
> lawsuits are tort law matters and people can only be imprisoned for criminal law violations
> 
> other than that your plan is feasible

I wasn’t sure how you could, say encourage? the court to shoot for jail time. I know you can’t “sue” for jail time, but it was the easiest way for me to say it I guess.

Maybe sue for tons of money, give dumb a free vacation to tropical Brazil, and pay 15 men to rape him repeatedly. Let him live though, he should remember his vacation, and possibly remember to let the right guy out of jail next time.

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/50 "2009-03-12T07:28:31Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> I wasn’t sure how you could, say encourage? the court to shoot for jail time. I know you can’t “sue” for jail time, but it was the easiest way for me to say it I guess.
> 
> Maybe sue for tons of money, give dumb a free vacation to tropical Brazil, and pay 15 men to rape him repeatedly. Let him live though, he should remember his vacation, and possibly remember to let the right guy out of jail next time.

I know what you’re saying. However, jail time is only enforced on a criminal case, and lawsuits are civil cases.

I guess your Brazil Plan would work. :lol:

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/51 "2009-03-12T07:31:02Z")

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[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zby1-1ylD0)

“I LIKE RAPE”

> [@khoveraki](#):
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> This is definitely not funny.

everything about rape is funny…

The guy probably realized that they’d realize a mistake was made sooner or later…so he had to get his kicks while he was temporarily on the outside, and he used the pickup strategies that he had learned in the showers…

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**Author:** ![daveG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daveg/32/7442_2.png) [@daveG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daveG)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/52 "2009-03-12T07:35:55Z")

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> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> dude
> 
> you’re agreeing with me
> 
> these mouthbreathers pile on any bandwagon if i disagree with something, even as stupid as defending jokes about a rape that recently took place in their community (like a local 4chan without wit or relevance)

4chan has wit?

> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> i’m assuming it’s because i’m smarter than them and they miss the days when they could snap towels at guys like me and thereby express their latent homosexual desires while still mastering the “smart kids”

Well, it looks like you got the elitist part of being a Democrat down.:wiggle:

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/53 "2009-03-12T07:43:15Z")

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> [@daveG](#):
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> 4chan has wit?
> 
> Well, it looks like you got the elitist part of being a Democrat down.:wiggle:

more than nyspeed

the elitist part of being a republican too… thomas jefferson wrote that all men are created equal, doesn’t mean that 98+% of them aren’t created half brain-dead, too.

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**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/54 "2009-03-12T08:46:37Z")

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He should have just stayed clean and picked up a job a walmart or something

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**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-you-say-lawsuit/64298/55 "2009-03-15T09:54:01Z")

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This would never have happened if instead of jail they used a needle or gun.  
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