# Candles...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 11, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883 "2008-06-11T19:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/21 "2008-06-12T08:24:23Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> This thread needs more F-body
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> ![http://www.ohgizmo.com/images/drag1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/f/2fe3ab1087360a1bb324a9b8a0356120f9c54948.jpeg)

lol.

i want to distribute these to bath and body works.

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/22 "2008-06-12T08:24:44Z")

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also, itsjim needs a custom title.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/23 "2008-06-12T08:25:57Z")

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yea… this would be why you need to get a women so she can worry about this stuff. otherwise you just look like a gay on a car forum, like this.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/24 "2008-06-12T08:26:42Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> Ask Jeeves

5% of the time, it works everytime.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/25 "2008-06-12T08:26:51Z")

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> [@chino](#):
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> yea… this would be why you need to get a women so she can worry about this stuff. otherwise you just look like a gay on a car forum, like this.

Outsource questions like this through redgoober… problem solved.

Although it will probably turn into a chat about the golden girls or hilary duff’s shoes and why she should wear a half size bigger

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**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/26 "2008-06-12T08:47:40Z")

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Dear Jim

Shut the fuck up

Signed  
Everybody!

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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/27 "2008-06-12T09:28:36Z")

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i want the tire/burnout candles!

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/28 "2008-06-12T09:29:52Z")

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They need a racegas smelling candle.

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**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/29 "2008-06-12T09:43:17Z")

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lol jim you fag!

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/30 "2008-06-12T10:05:05Z")

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> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> They need a Rubigas smelling candle.

yup

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/31 "2008-06-12T10:06:43Z")

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> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> They need a racegas smelling candle.

Just make your own. Get a glass bottle of it and use a white cotton rag for the wick. It will burn nice and slowly. I promise.

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/32 "2008-06-12T11:45:33Z")

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> [@Zong](#):
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> yup

Umm, no. I will give you a sample so you will see for yourself.

I’ll wear my holey jeans and write “ZONG’s FACE HERE” on the ass so you can get maximum intake.

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/33 "2008-06-12T12:14:28Z")

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[http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=973804&postcount=52](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=973804&postcount=52)

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**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/34 "2008-06-12T13:06:03Z")

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The woman pimped out my bedroom with an assload of candles.

Now I get laid every night.

Win.

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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/35 "2008-06-12T13:19:15Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> keep your house from smelling like ass?
> 
> have you tried to clean your rugs and throw out your garbage?

Well… not so much like ass but more of a musty smell. But yeah my house is really clean for the most part.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/36 "2008-06-12T13:30:23Z")

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> [@itsJim](#):
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> Well… not so much like ass but more of a musty smell. But yeah my house is really clean for the most part.

well if its musty is cause there is mold and mildew growing somewhere therefore = not clean

[http://www.fcs.uga.edu/pubs/current/C767.html](http://www.fcs.uga.edu/pubs/current/C767.html)

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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/37 "2008-06-12T13:38:08Z")

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Yeah because you know my house better than I do…

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/38 "2008-06-12T14:05:11Z")

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> [@itsJim](#):
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> Yeah because you know my house better than I do…

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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/39 "2008-06-12T14:54:50Z")

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Sure

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**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candles/49883/40 "2008-06-12T15:19:43Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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hahahahahaha 👏 QFT

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