# Candy Corn Vs. Candy Canes

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 14, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222 "2006-11-14T20:28:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![StrokedZ28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/strokedz28/32/7592_2.png) [@StrokedZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StrokedZ28)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/1 "2006-11-14T20:28:29Z")

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I got into a little debate with my wife about holiday candy.

She says candy corn is better than candy canes.

I think she is nuts.

Your thoughts.

PS: I’m really bored.

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/2 "2006-11-14T20:29:54Z")

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Candy CANES!!! candy corn is gummy, rubbery, SHIT!

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**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/3 "2006-11-14T20:32:07Z")

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the first handfull of candy corn is awesome…then it just goes down hill.

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/4 "2006-11-14T20:33:49Z")

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Candy Corn sucks  
Candy Cane’s are better.

Clifs: Cane\>Corn

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/5 "2006-11-14T21:28:31Z")

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> [@FBodyMadnezz](#):
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> the first handfull of candy corn is awesome…then it just goes down hill.

right on. and canes work all year round 🙂

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**Author:** ![taurusho](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/taurusho/32/7184_2.png) [@taurusho](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taurusho)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/6 "2006-11-14T21:38:25Z")

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Corn for the win.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/7 "2006-11-14T21:42:03Z")

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I’m all about the corn.

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/8 "2006-11-14T22:37:54Z")

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I thought of the movie “Elf” when I saw the title.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Canes \> Corn

Canes make your breath smell good and they look nice when hanging off of nipples.

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/9 "2006-11-14T22:43:45Z")

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Canes \> Corn  
Korn \> Canes

AFAIK, candy canes come in a variety of flavors. Candy corn is confectioners sugar with some butter that has been left out to dry for at LEAST 5 years prior to it being bagged up…

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/10 "2006-11-15T00:44:40Z")

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Candy canes. I like those blue ones that turn your whole mouth blue. And the cherry ones. I used to work at a nursery selling Christmas trees, and I’d sit there and eat candy canes until I was sick.

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**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/11 "2006-11-15T02:11:29Z")

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Bunch of idiots.

Cotton Candy \> your pathetic lives.

:true story:

:tup:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/12 "2006-11-15T05:32:14Z")

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candy canes have multiple flavors.  
candy corn has one flavor: poo… and they ain’t vegan.

canes.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/13 "2006-11-15T05:38:09Z")

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Candy corn… ^ What animal product is in it?

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/14 "2006-11-15T05:42:11Z")

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Candy Corn is something that parents punish their children with because someone gave it to them when they were young. Fuck all that noise, canes ftw.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/15 "2006-11-15T05:47:53Z")

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Candy canes because of variety. Candy corn is ass and once in a while i will eat one piece to remind me why i hate it.

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**Author:** ![TonyDanza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@TonyDanza](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TonyDanza)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/16 "2006-11-15T05:48:09Z")

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Cane’s cause you can make it into a shank and stab someone.

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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/17 "2006-11-15T06:23:32Z")

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i thought about bad santa when i saw this thread. “they can’t all be winners”

both treats are good, but very easy to get sick of.

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**Author:** ![splitmup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@splitmup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/splitmup)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/18 "2006-11-15T06:30:57Z")

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> [@Jon](#):
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> Canes make your breath smell good and they look nice when hanging off of nipples.

best response ever!

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/19 "2006-11-15T06:58:47Z")

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> [@FBodyMadnezz](#):
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> the first handfull of candy corn is awesome…then it just goes down hill.

i couldnt agree more…

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/candy-corn-vs-candy-canes/20222/20 "2006-11-15T07:35:06Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> Candy corn… ^ What animal product is in it?

Read…

> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> …Candy corn is confectioners sugar with some **butter…** …

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