# Can't get laid? This might help.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [September 17, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457 "2005-09-17T12:14:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/1 "2005-09-17T12:14:57Z")

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![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6471/430052ty.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6471/430052ty.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/49/430067um.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/49/430067um.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2716/430103kb.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2716/430103kb.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/1239/430118ex.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/1239/430118ex.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/1952/430133gk.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/1952/430133gk.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/1791/430149bp.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/1791/430149bp.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4383/430159pp.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4383/430159pp.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9584/430178pv.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9584/430178pv.jpg)

![http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/959/430197zy.jpg](http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/959/430197zy.jpg)

Specs:  
NOVITEC SPORT Bi-compressor  
F1 430 02

Including 2 supercharger with separated oil-circuit, modified induction tract complete heat-insulated, watercooled intercoolers with additional watercoolers, pumps, reinforced v-ripped belts, injectors, oil cooler as well as modified ECU‘s

performance: 468 kW (636 hp) / 8.200 rpm

max. boost-pressure: 0,35 bar

max. torque: 638 Nm / 6.250 rpm

Vmax: 348 km/h (in combination with NOVITEC gear-ratio)

0 – 100 km/h: 3,7 sec

By the installation of the NOVITEC Bi-compressor system, it could necessary to change wear parts according to the mileage.

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

I’m in love

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**Author:** ![blk300tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@blk300tt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk300tt)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/2 "2005-09-17T12:16:52Z")

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:tup: :tup:

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**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/3 "2005-09-17T12:24:25Z")

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you will get laid by the entire neighborhood with that sh!t

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/4 "2005-09-17T12:25:07Z")

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that would turn your dick into a pogo-stick for girls :eek:

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**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/5 "2005-09-17T12:28:09Z")

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If I had that car, I’d be too busy driving to get laid… :gotme:

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**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/6 "2005-09-17T12:46:17Z")

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yeah…driving around while getting road head

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**Author:** ![mike125k](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike125k/32/7282_2.png) [@mike125k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mike125k)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/7 "2005-09-17T12:49:12Z")

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holy massive brakes batman!

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/8 "2005-09-17T14:39:03Z")

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i just jerked off in the hotel bathroom… thank you daddie

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/9 "2005-09-17T14:47:10Z")

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so your neighbor has that car, right?

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/10 "2005-09-17T14:50:17Z")

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> [@BluBalls](#):
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> that would turn your dick into a pogo-stick for girls :eek:

holy god yes… wow thats SO amazing :tup:

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/11 "2005-09-17T18:29:23Z")

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coupe ftw

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/12 "2005-09-17T18:32:23Z")

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id pass on the road head… wouldn’t wanna get those couple thousand dollar seats staind… sorry

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**Author:** ![TRDHarrier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@TRDHarrier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TRDHarrier)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/13 "2005-09-20T12:26:36Z")

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U could get laid with this but where are we gonna get the money??? Please paypal to [TRD\_Harrier@yahoo.com](mailto:TRD_Harrier@yahoo.com) for donations to the Get Laid Relief Fund

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/14 "2005-09-20T12:32:03Z")

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nice, but just a weeeeeeeeeee bit outta my price range :lol:

it’s like an on switch for women, or like that electronic cake the chick eats in the matrix 😃

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/15 "2005-09-20T12:41:26Z")

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Whoa very nice.

636hp sounds like a pretty conservative setting as well.

What does 0.35 bar translate to in pounds of boost?

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/16 "2005-09-20T12:47:19Z")

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.35 bar = ~4.97 lbs. boost if my math is right.

Nice car by the way. Looks much better than a stock F430, and certainly seems to perform better too…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/17 "2005-09-20T12:49:47Z")

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well a bar of boost is 14.7 lbs…correct?

14.7 x’s .35 = 5.145 lbs.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/18 "2005-09-20T12:55:06Z")

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> [@91MR2](#):
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> .35 bar = ~4.97 lbs. boost if my math is right.
> 
> Nice car by the way. Looks much better than a stock F430, and certainly seems to perform better too…

hmm like I said…seems conservative. Its scarey to think that there is more potential there.:eekdance:

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/19 "2005-09-20T13:00:22Z")

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beckington man there’s some n0sty bitches up in that suicidegirls shit :lol: i love out-of-shape girls with madd tats

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-get-laid-this-might-help/2457/20 "2005-09-20T14:20:30Z")

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$9999.99 - The Novitec Rosso Bi-Compressor twin supercharger kit: This kit includes on-site installation by two of Novitec Germany technicians. Twin superchargers with independent oil system, modified and insulated air induction, water cooled intercoolers with water pumps and additional radiators, reinforced drive belts with dynamic tensioners, additional fuel injectors, re-programmed Motronics and two Novitec units, carbon air filter housing, hi-flow catalytic converters, and exhaust manifolds. Conversion does require a Novitec or Challenge rear grill. 560hp, 415tq. Performance: 0-60 in 3.8sec. Please contact for ordering information.

Not bad for only 10k more. :tup:

![http://www.ferrariforum.com/images/products/213.jpg](http://www.ferrariforum.com/images/products/213.jpg)

**EDIT- THE ABOVE INFO/PIC is for the Ferrari 360’s :oops:**

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